Friendship Messages

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.



A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.
When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”
Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.


A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.


U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!


Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.


If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.


Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.





A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.

If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.


A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it

Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!


I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.


The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.


Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.




FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...


We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.
There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.

Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!

If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.

Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!


Illumination
A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of ur friendship.
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Sweet SMS
A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is u.
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Coin
A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I smsed u, but it's okay because I got u.
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Open My Heart
If you open my heart, guess what u r gonna see? It's U. True friends are hard to find so I kept u.
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A Friend
What is a friend? She looks out 4 u, inspires u, laughs with u, cries with u, understands u, guides u and walks with u. That's what a friend is... u.
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How Long
How long shall v b friends? Do u want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry & till the day I die. We will b friends.
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Cares
I might run out of cute graphics to send u, but I'll never run out of this: care 4 u.
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Friends
A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when u r lonely, a guide when u r searching, a smile when u r sad, a song when u r glad.
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I'll B There 4 U
When ur down, I'll be there to cheer u up. When ur tired, I'll be there to lift u up. I'll be ur friend no matter what!
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Mango
Friends are like mango... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mango in U!
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Always in My Heart
Time & distance are important between friends. When a friend is in ur heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure u, u are always in my heart!
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I Won't
50 years from now, I'd be so old I might forget u. I might not remember ever knowing u, or might forget I once cared for u. I might.. but I won't.
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I Cherish You
Do u ever recall the first day we met? R first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish u.
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Nice To Remember
Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But u are remembered because u r so nice to remember. Take care.
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As Long as I Live
I won't promise to be ur friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be ur friend as long as I live.
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A Perfect Friend
I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make u smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for u.
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Thanks
Thank you for touching my life in ways u may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like u - a precious gift from God!
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Never Lose True Friends
I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but v never lose true friends.
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I'll Cry With You
If one day u feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make u laugh, but I'm willing to cry with u.
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One Friend
1 tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. 1 touch can show u care, one friend can make life worth living 4.
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Diamonds
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real & rare. False friends r like leaves... they r scattered everywhere.
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If
If u need advice, text me... If u need a friend, call me... If u need me, come to me... If u need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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Like a Computer
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
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My Best Friends
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
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Trust
We gain & lose things every day. But trust me on 1 thing: U WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always b there as a friend!
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True Friend
A true friend is someone who reaches for ur hand & touches ur heart.

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Ring is Rund
A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be ur friend.
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Friendship Between Us
A friend is never a coincidence in ur life, they r meant to enter ur life to bring u joy & laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
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Stars
Friends r like stars. u can't always see them, But u know they are always there 4 you...
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Older & Better
Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
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ME
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about u?
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1st step
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, u can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for u.
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Rules
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free ur heart from hatred; Free ur mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
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Dear Friends
Side by side or miles apart, dear friends r always close 2 the heart.
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Best Friend
A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about u, yet still manages to like u anyway.
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Tolerate
A true friend is one who overlooks ur failures and tolerates ur successes.
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Sun
Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.
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Books
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
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Encircle
The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
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Friendship and a Rose
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
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God's Angels
Wherever u go, whatever u do, may God's angels watch over u.
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Silver & Gold
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
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I Miss My Friend
My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of 4 years....Oh how I miss my friend.
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Lack of Friendship
Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
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Feel Best
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never 4gets us.
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Chocolate
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u r a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
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I'm Your Friend
If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm ur friend!
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The Best is U
There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
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Wish U Were Here
On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and think of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish, dat u were here!
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Friendship Has No End
Stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope r friendship has no end.
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Sometimes
Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!



Friendship Day Quotes
Feel the essence and worth of true friendship with these golden Friendship Quotes. Coming straight from the heart of some of the most celebrated writes, personalities and loyal friends, these soft and sentimental lines on friends and friendship will make you think more fondly about your friends


"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."

"My friends are my estate."

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else."

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

"A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself."

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend."

"A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more."

"Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise."

"Every person is a new door to a different world."

"It takes a long time to grow an old friend."

"I get by with a little help from my friends."

"Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success."

"Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up."

"Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends."

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival."

"I might give my life for my friend, but he had better not ask me to do up a parcel."

"Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life."

"The better part of one's life consists of his friendships."

"The love of my life is the love between friends."

"One's best friend is oneself."

"A Friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway!!!"

"To be depressed is to be lonely; to have a friend is to be happy..."

“Friendship is like a perennial river which flows forever. It may change it's path but will never ever dry up.”


Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
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Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.
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Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**
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FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"
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Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...
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A daily thought...

A silent tear...

A Constant wish that u r near...

Words are few but thoughts r deep...

Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!!

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Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
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In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!

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When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!

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Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...



3. Sweet Friendship Messages
“Friendship is like standing a wet
Cement…that longer you stay, the harder
Its to leave and you can never go without
Leaving your footprints…”

4. True Friendship Messages
“The greatest gift you can give to
Someone is your friendship, because you
Are giving them a portion of your life
That you will never get back.”

5. Popular Friendship Messages
“Friends are like pieces of puzzle.
If loose one it will never be complete
Again I just want you to know that you
Are one of those pieces in my life I cant
Afford to loose.”

6. Latest Friendship Messages
‘To love without condition
To give without intention
To care without expectation is the sign
Of true FRIENDSHIP’

7. Decent Friendship Messages
“Friendship is needless, like philosophy,
Like art…It has no survival value,
Rather it is one of those things that
Give value to survival”

8. Lovely Friendship Messages
My heart is like an open book, it depends on how u read me. Don't judge me by my cover. Look in and discover. I will be your true friend for ever.

9. Thinking of You Friendship Messages
When I’m walking in front of u, I'm protecting u. When I’m beside u I’m there for u, when I’m behind u, I'm watching over u. When I’m alone, I’m thinking of u.

10. Greatest Friendship Messages
If you need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and I will take all 99 steps to be there for you.

11. Wonderful Friendship Messages
"Life can give u a hundred reasons to cry,
But u can give life a thousand reasons to smile with ur friends.”

12. Valuable Friendship Messages
What you see as truth, what you see as lies, remembers that true friendship never dies. Although we may change and drift apart, i'll always value you deep within my heart..


My life is a house where my heart lives in with a door that will always be open for you.
You, my friend are always welcome. Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance when it concerns real friendship.
The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and will never let you down.
If you are a chocolate you are the sweetest. If you are a Teddy Bear you are the most huggable. If you are a Star you are the Brightest. And since you are my "FRIEND", you are the "BEST"!
The only thing I would like to keep forever is.. you!
I cannot imaging what my life would be without a friend like you. You are the fuel that keeps me going.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. I would always want to keep you.
I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends. Only you are what I need


If someone asks me what is friendship? I would sit next to you, pull you close to me, put my arms around you and say proudly this is friendship.. thanks for being a wonderful friend.
Our frienship has become "HABIT". If u take out "H".. "ABIT" remains, even you take out "A".. "BIT" remains, now even remove "B".. "IT" remains.
Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.
I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.
Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.


DISTANCE never separates the HEART that really CARES Though we may not SPEND so much time TOGETHER you are always in my THOUGHTS my great friend.
Treat life as the sea, your heart as the shore, and friend as waves. It never matters how many waves there are, what matter is which ones touch the shore.
True friends are like mornings, you can't have them the whole day but you can be sure they will be there when you wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
My heart is like an open book, it depends on how u read me. Don't judge me by my cover. Look in and discover. I will be your true friend for ever.
Before I got in touch with you, I used to gaze at stars as they were only my friends. But after I met you, I started believing that stars do fall on Earth.



We met it was Luck! We talked it was CHANCE! We became friends it was DESTINY! We are still friends it is FAITH! We will always be friends its a PROMISE!
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When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"


Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, thats where it will stay.
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The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels your pain.

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For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!
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Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!
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F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SoRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! dats YOU my FRIEND..
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Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!
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;";
;/ ("v")"; /";"/
/;./ "v" './ %./
is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!
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A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.


FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
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KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..


As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

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Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
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To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

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Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

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Sweetness can be defined without honey.

Fragnance can be defined without Rose.

But, friendship can't be defined without YOU.

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Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.
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As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.
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Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.




Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.

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Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!



If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man
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Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on
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Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!

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Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
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FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE..
Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word...
FRIEND :=)
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Leave SOMETHING for friend..

Never Leave FRIEND for something..

coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always live with u..
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If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, u already have me.
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When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..


Friend's forever..




Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge, tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayenge. Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi, milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge.

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Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.


Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.
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Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!

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A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.
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( (..))
ask piggy if ur a
gud friend
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<)'..'(>piggy sez
( (..),)NO . . . coz
ur da best! XXX

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1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.
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True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.

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True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.
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True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.



Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding.
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I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.


I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.

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Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
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Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

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Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR...
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Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao, kyunki keemti motiyon ki maala jitni baar hbi toote use pirona hi padta hai...

Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.
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Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna, Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam, Isline humse 'Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna'

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Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai..

Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin. Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain. Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hain..
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Tum banke dost aise aye zindagi me, ke hum ye zamana hi bhool gaye, tumhe yaad aye na aye hamari kabhi, par hum to tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye.

One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship -"Why do You exist if I'm there?" So Friendship said -"To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears."

Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don't watch over other angels!
Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö for a trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét YOÜ go.
Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !!
Yeah we're tight, and yeah we fight, but through all of it, there's one thing that will never change, we'll be friends forever.
Friends are like gold. Each one is rich and they all last a lifetime.
Stay with me, I'll stay with you and we'll be friends, through and through.

Friendship is not a Game to Play
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
Moon said to me to leave your friend
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
Age appears to be best in some things
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
God picked up a flower
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.




To live a life
To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

True friends r like morning
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

Make 1000's friends
Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

6 rules to be HAPPY
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Never abandon old friends.
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

ill always value u deep within my heart!
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

If friends were flowers
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

Friendship is sweet when it’s new
Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

touches your heart.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

The Test of Friendship
the test oF friendship dosen't comes when u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

Without friends like you, life is impossible!
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

You'll always be my FRIEND,
this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!


Meeting you was fate,
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

we never lose true friends.
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

You're eyes are soft en tender
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

Do your feet never hurt
Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

just make a wish
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.
Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.Face is a book, try 2 read it.Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it & Friendship is like a mirror never break it!

A deep friend is like rainbow
A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

Friendship is a language spoken
Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...Take Care...

Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
More old .. more strong..
More deep.. more clear..
More close.. more warm..
Less words.. more understanding..

is not only made for lover
;";
;/ ("v")"; /";"/
/;./ "v" './ %./
is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!

Few Relations in Earth Never Die.
Few Relations in Earth Never Die.Want 2 know What it is? Read again.. (F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die


There is "And" bitween Sky an
There is "And" bitween Sky and Earth, But there is
nothing bitween Me and You,but this "And" bitween Me
and You is 'Anybody Not Disturb

A special friend is rare indeed
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetes
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!

A friend gives hope when life is lo
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

Science has proved that sugar
Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

One tree can start a forest,
One tree can start a forest, One Smile can start Friendship , One touch can show luv n care, & One friend like u can make life worth-living!

Tiny starz shining bright
Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight I'm wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

ur 1 of a kind and always in mind..
Sumtime i 4get 2say HI, sumtime i miss 2reply,sumtimes my msg doesn't reach u, but it doesnt mean i 4get u,bcoz. ur 1 of a kind and always in mind...

friend , If u leave me, i 'll die...
If u drop me, i 'll break, If u hold me, i 'll shake, If u need me, i'll hurry, If u don't call me, i 'll worry, If u hurt me, i'll cry, but friend , If u leave me, i 'll die...

Heart could only Love 4 a while
Heart could only Love 4 a while, U can put many relation in a file, U can make a desert from the nile, But u cant stop my smile, when i see ur name on my mobile.!

Help ever... hurt never..
Help ever... hurt never... love ever.. hate naver... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever..forget me never...!

When God open the windows of Heaven
When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked "what is ur wish 2 day?" i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!

24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day
24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day! 7 Sweet day! makes 1 Sweet week! 4 Sweet weaks make 1 Sweet person like u meakes the life sweet!

Feelings R many but Words R few
Feelings R many but Words R few.. Clouds R dark, But Sky is blue.. Love is a paper, life is a glue Everything is false.. but Friendship s True...!!

Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time
Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time .. Go, live life make a difference touch ones heart, encourage 1's mind inspire 1's soul & enjoy d day...' 1 more time.!

it's me..!
sweet but not honey, precious but not money, bright but not sunshine, Improves with time but not wine, dont know?? ,it's me..!

Longest love is mother's love
Longest love is mother's love,Shotest love is other love, Sweetest love is Lover's love, but Strongest love is friend love., like u and me!

MY friendship is just like a rubber band
MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot!

A lovely star dropped on earth one
A lovely star dropped on earth one night.Asked me u want a million dollar or a good frnd?I had 2 choose million dollars coz, I already have u...

Our "Frenship" is a crossed cheque
Our "Frenship" is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have... when u feel upset and alone,withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit it in my a/c

Friends are like stars.
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

We've known each other by CHANCE
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

Life's lyk a novel. Mani cha
Life's lyk a novel. Mani chapters read and forgotten. But's there's one i wont 4get.. Its de chapters i met u and we became friends.. Take care.. Dear O

Dear, You are not Near,
Dear O Dear, You are not Near, But I can Hear, Dont Get Fear, Your memories Here, Live with Cheer, No more Tear!....... MY DEAR FRIEND A

friend is someone we turn
A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for
our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace.
And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place


A Friend is : 1% Funny ,
A Friend is : 1% Funny , 2% Sweet , 3% Caring , 4% Loving , and ................... 90% Smart
& GooD lOOkinG . That's y U r My FRIEND .... !!!! Have a nice day n Keep smiling!!!

Keep the lamp of friendship
Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love bcoz sun rises in east and sets in west but friendship rises in heart and sets after death. do remember ur friends..

If friends were flowers I w
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Malayalam Jokes (Tintumon Jokes)

Tintumon captured a junior student for ragging
tintumon captured a junior student for ragging and gave him a box and said-
” da idhil onnu mudhal 6 vare ezhudhiya papers und..nee adhi onnedukkanam”
student- ”appol”
tintumon- ”if u get 1,2,3,4,5 ninne njangal idichu pappadamakkum..
student- ” appol 6 aanu kittiyadhengil…?
tintumon- ” appol nammal veendum kalikkum..!!


But njan 10 manika eneekkunne.
Tintumon doctorude aduthTintumon :doctor njan 7 manike onnine povumDoctor:athinentha?Tintumon: Njan8 manike randine povumdoctor:so,athe elavarum cheyille.Tintumon:but,njan 10 manika eneekkunne.


Tintumon mavil kayarunnathu kanda vazhipokkan
Tintumon mavil kayarunnathu kanda vazhipokkan‘mone aa mavil mangayillallo’
Tintu‘ Saaramilla, njan avidey ethumbolekkum mangayundavum’


Ambalathil ninnum vanna Tintumon
Ambalathil ninnum vanna Tintumon: ammayude peril oru pushpanjali kazhichuAchan: Appol ente perilo?Tintumon: Ramettante kadayilninnum porottayum chikanum kazhichu

By mistake i bought tomorrow exam’s bit today
teacher- ” why are you under tension? did you forget ur hall ticket?
tintumon- ” no”
teacher- ” ” ID or calculator..?
tintumon- ” no teacher, by mistake i bought tomorrow exam’s bit today…!!!


Tintumonu SI selection kitty
Tintumonu SI selection kitty.
Tintumon stationil choodayi irikkumboloru sthree compliant aayi vannu
women: ente bharthavu kadalil meen pidikkan poyittu 2 divasamayi ithu varea thirichu vannatilla
Tintumon:meen pidikanallea poyadhu , 2 divasam koodi nee PACHAKKARI kootti thinno avan vannolum


Eda panni peru parayeda
CLASSIL A.E.O. VANNU”
A.E.O : What is ur name?
Tintumon peru paranjilla, ethu kanda teacher :Eda panni peru parayeda
A.E.O : Teacher entha engane !!
Tintumon : Aa… naayintamolu anganeye. !!!

Nee onnu thirinju nokku
Wife : Purakil erikkunnavan enne thondunnu.
Tintumon : Nee onnu thirinju nokku.
Wife : Enthina ?
Tintumon : Ninthe montha kandal pinne avan thondilla!!!
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Aaranu malaria parathunnathu
teacher:aaranu malaria parathunnathu?tintumon parayoo.
tintumon:aaranoo kuzhachathum chuttathum avar thanneyayirikkum teacheree..

Tintumone sangeetham ullil ninnum varanm ketto
Music Teacher:Tintumone sangeetham ullil ninnum varanm ketto
Tintumon: Ullil ninnum varanam ennu ellarum parayum ennal ullilekku enthenkilum poyo ennu arum chodikkilla


Tintumonu neendhal ariyamo
Adhyapakan: tintumonu neendhal ariyamo??Tintumon: illaAdhyapakan: kashtam pattikalkupolum neenthal ariyam, pattikal ninnekalum enthu bhedhamanuTintumon: mashinu neendhan ariyamo??Adhiyapakan: pinne ariyam…Tintumon: appol pattiyum mashum thammilentha vethiyasam


Ente oru cherippevide
Tintumon kulathil veenu.aaro avane rakshichu.rakshicha aalodu Tintumon- ” edo,thanano enne rakshichadhu..?
ayal- ” adhe..
Tintumon- ” engil parayado kope, ente oru cherippevide…!!


Tintumon and freind in jungle
Tintumon and freind in jungle, suddenly a tiger blocked their way. Friend kurachu mannu vaari tiger nte kannil ittu, then asked tintumon to ‘run’.
Tintumon:” njaan enthina odunne? nee alle mannu vaari kannil ittathu?


You carry on coin njan idam
a girl checks her weight- 58 kgshe removed chappals- 56 kgthen bag- 53 kgthen shall- 52 kg
but coin theernu.tintumon in Q behind her- :” you carry on coin njan idam ”


Ninne nale ravile 5 manik thookkikollum
Judge: Ninne nale ravile 5 manik thookkikollum.Tintumon: HA HA HA HA..Judge: Nee enthinanu Chirikkunnad?Tintumon: athinu njan ezhunnelkkumbol thanne 8 maniyaavum..


Marana veetil ninnu madangumbol
marana veetil ninnu madangumbolTintumol:”ini enna kaanuka”Tintumon: “ivide ini aarenkilum marikkumbol kanaam”


Maths exam aanennu thonunnu
After examsasikuttan- ” da tintu edhu exam aayirunnu ninakku…
tintumon- ” maths exam aanennu thonunnu…
sasikuttan- ” adhendha angane..nee exam ezhudhiyadhalle…?? !!
tintumon- ” illeda..enikkonnum manasilayilla, aduthirunna penkuttiyude kayyil calculatar kandu…appol maths aavadhe irikkilla


Idhonnu ottiche, vishuvinu potticha padakkamanu
vazhiyorathu gum vilkkunna aal- ” enthu pottiyalum ottikkam…kadannu varu…kadannu varu…
tintumon- ” ennale idhonnu ottiche…vishuvinu potticha padakkamanu….kanatte kazhivu..!!


Shit!! Teacher vicharikkum nammal copy adichennu
pareeksha kazhinjutintumon- ” da njan onnum ezhudhiyilla…”
dundumon- ” njanum….”
sasikuttan- ” njanum….”
tintumon- ” ‘’shit !! teacher vicharikkum nammal copy adichennu..!!


Difference between bus and cycle
Teacher: wat’s d difference between bus and cycle??
Tintumon:Bus varum pokum bt bus stand avide thanne kaanum….
cycleum varum pokum but cycle standum kude pokum!!!!


Ente appoopanum ethu pole oru car undayirunnu
Ambani: Ente caril ravile purapetta rathri ayalum ente estatinte pakuthi polum kandu kazhiyilla!!!
Tintumon: Ente appoopanum ethu pole oru car undayirunnu…..

Thamilekulla ente varavu pettanayirunnu
Nayanthara:thamilekulla ente varavu pettanayirunnu.
TINTUMON:athaayirikum vendathra thuniyyudukkan pattadirrunadu…alle


Njan oru unthu tharum
Girl frnd: Njan lokathile ettavum valiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyaal nee enikku enthu tharum???Tintumon: Njan oru ‘unthu’ tharum..

Krishnane kanan poyappol kuchelante kakshathil enthayirunnu
Mash: Krishnane kanan poyappol kuchelante kakshathil enthayirunnu.?
Tintumon:Ithinokke utharam parayan ente samskaram enne anuvadikunilla sir!!


Ellavarude bloodum sweekarikkaavunnathu aarkkanu
TEACHER : “A” group blood ullavarkku “A” groupukaarude blood mathrame sweekarikkavu“B” group blood ullavarkku “B” groupukaarude blood maathrame sweekarikkaavuEllavarude bloodum sweekarikkaavunnathu aarkkanu?TINTUMON : kothukukalkku


Ichayante parambil ninnum thenga moshtichathu nallathano tintu
Vikari tintumonodu: Ichayante parambil ninnum thenga moshtichathu nallathano tintu………?
Tintumon: Ariyilla! Ithuvare pottichu nokkiyillacho…..!

Tintumon Thrisur poorathinu
Keeriya kudayumayi pokunnna tintumonodu achan: Engotada ee keeriya kudayumayi?
Tintumon : Thrisur poorathinu pova …avide kuda maatamund…Maarikitumonu Nokkatte


Tintumon camera vangan chennappol
Tintumon camera vangan chennappoltintumon:oru digi cam venamShopkeeper:eathu typeTintumon: “ee photo okkae edukkan pattuna type…”Shopkeeper:??@@!*


Oru full size photo edukkan ethraya
Tintumon photo edukkan chennapolTintumon: oru full size photo edukkan ethraya?Shopkeeper:150rsTintumon: appo randu peru nikkukayanenkiloo…???


Boost Babu, Cerelac Sasi, Horlics Dundu – UKG Roudism
UKG ROUDISM:
Boy 1: Aliya, ninte penninu LKG-iyile oruthan rubber koduthu..
Tintumon: Ethavanada?
Boy1: Atha puthiya pillera. LKG C. Pedikendaliya. Nammude team avide undu.
Tintumon: BOOST BABUvinodum CERELAC SASIyodum HORLICS DUNDUvinodum avane sketch cheyan para.. Tools edukkanda, pilleru pedikkum. Ennit vaikeettu spottil avante pencilum rubberum scaleum odicho! Avide kidannu karayate. Ente penninu rubberu koduthavan ini ezhutharuth…!


What is the name of Gandhiji’s son
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?Tintumon: DineshanTeacher :Why?????Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of ‘di-neshan’…tintumonoda kali


TINTUMON GOT HIS SCIENCE TEST BOOK
TINTUMON GOT HIS SCIENCE TEST BOOK.DAD: YOU GOT ZERO OUT OF TEN.TINTU: NO,I GOT FULL MARKS. SHE GAVE A MOON INSTED OF A STAR BECAUSE SHE RAN OUT OF STARS.

Amma tintumonod
Amma tintumonod :tintumone,amma parayunnatu kettal ella divasavum sammanam kittum Tintumon: appol, sammanam pappakkalle kittatollu….

Ningalilarkokeya swargathil pokendath
Teacher: Ningalilarkokeya swargathil pokendath?All students exept tintumon raised their hands…Teacher to TintuTeacher: Entha Tintu nenak pokande?Tintumon: Enthu parayana teachare…amma ennod school vittal thendithirinju nadakathe neere veettilethikonam annu paranju………..

Teacher:-vakkyattil prayogikkuka 'eni mell'(at this time).Tntumon:-mugham kayukiya raju eni, mell kayukan pokukayannu.........

2)
Teacher :- lokattil vachu attavum pisukkanarannu?Tintumon:-swantham veetinu thee(fire) pitikkumbol fire force nu mis call ayakkunnavan

3)
veetil Vazhakundakkiya tintumon kuppiyil kitanirunna meeniae(fish) nilattittukondu:-"njan chavan povukaya nee ankilum raksha petto"

4)
Tintu orikkal mysore palace visit cheyan poyi,avitae undayirunna oru kaserayil kayari erunnu.Security:-Sir,dayavayi atil erikkaruth atu 'TIPPU SULTHAN'tae yanuTintu:- than, peDikkanda! pullikkaran varumbo njan Eneettu kotutolam.

5)
Hotel anennu karuthi electronics labil kayariya Appoopan:-
"puttundo kazhikan?"
tintumon:-"undallo, randu type"
Appoopan:-"ethokeya?"
tintumon:-"input-um output-um"
Appoopan:- "randum oro plate poratte"



6)
Sardar:- oh god! ee kattilinte adiyil pretham(ghost) undo ennu eniku pediyund.Tintu:- athinentha! kattilinte 4 kalum murichu kalanjal pore!........

7)

Tintumon:-amme, achanu pani(fever) anennalle amma paranje?Amma:- atheda...Tintumon:- achanodu enthengilum 'LIGHT' ayittullathu kazhikanalle doctor paranje?Achan:- athe....Tintumon:- appo! namuku adyam achanu e 'TUBE LIGHT' kodukkam, athukazhinju akathe light kodukkam..

8)
Tintumonte veettile kinattil eli (mouse) veenuAchan:- namuk oru elipetti(rat box) kinattilek idam.Aniyan:- venda athilum nallathu oru poocha(cat)ye kinattil idunathanuTintumon:- ningalarum pedikenda eliye kollan njan kinattil pashanam(rat poison)kalakiyittundu...

9)
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?Tintumon:- 'Tony'kalla ente ammakkaa...

10)
Teacher:- ningalil arkoke swargathil povanam?(tintumon ozhikae bakkiyellavarum kai pokkunuu)Teacher:- antha? Tintumonu povande?Tintumon:- venda, school vittal nere veettil chellanam enna amma paranjirikunath...

11)
Tintumon:- exam engane undayirunu?kootukaran:- sho! enikonnum kittiyilla njan paperil onnum ezhuthathe tirichu koduthuTintumon:- ayyo! chadichukoottukaran:- enthada?Tintumon:- enikum onnum kittathathu karanam njanum paper veruthe koduthirikukaya iniyipponammal copy adichathanennu parayille?

12)
Oru stoppil car nirthiyittu carinte tyre Tintu mon azhikunnathu kanda koottukaran:- enthada Tintu.... tyre puncture ayo?Tintu mon:- de! kandille, ivide two wheeler mathrame park cheyyan pattullu ennu ezhuthiyirikunnathu...

13)
Tintumon:- acha........, achan verum 'male'um amma 'female'um anallo?Achan:-eda athu englishil anugalkum, pennugalkum parayunathanuTintumon:- alla acha..., appo e 'karutta annugal'kkano 'BLACKMALE' ennu parayunnath??.

14)
Aluva busil kayariya tintumon:- oru bypass, oru bank junction, pinne oru bus stand.conductor:- moonnu ticket aluvak, ennu paranjal pore? ellayidathekum ore charge anu.tintumon:- enik oru ticket mathi. athil ethu stopil iranganamennu theerumanichittilla

15)
Oraal sardarji'yodu: " ningal verum vayattil ethra chappati thinnum?.."sardar ji: "6 ennam!"ayaal: "u fool! 1 thinnu kazinjal pinney verum vayaraakumo..?"sardarji veettil poyi wife'inodu: "Nee verum vayattil ethra chapatti thinnum..?..."wife: ''4 ennam!"sardarji: "sho!!.. 6 ennam aarnenkil oru thamaasha ondayirunnu!.."

16)
Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!

17)
Tintu Mon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting @ school 2mrw..Dad: Wat do u mean by ’small’ PTA meeting ?Tintu Mon: Ya, just u, me & d Principal.!!!
18)
“Nashtappedaam, PakshePranayikkathe irikkaruth.” -KamalaSuraya“pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth ”-Prof.Tintumon
19)
Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaaSnehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?Tintumon:Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam

20)
Vaakyathil Prayogikkuka
POTTICHIRIAdukkalayil undayirunna biscuit packet aaro pottichirikkunnu
VIMMISHTAMIdhu vare EXO dishwash bar upyogitchu madutha ammayikku ippol Vimmishtamaayi
SIMHAASANAMCircusil simham theeyude purathu koodi chaadi, appol Simhaasanam polli
SADAACHAARAMJolikkaari aduppilninnum sadaachaaram vaarum.
UTHARAM MUTTIInnale thattinpurathu kayariyappol, ente thalayil uththaram mutti.
PIDIKITTUKAKuda nashttappettengilum athinte pidikitti
ADICHELPPIKKUKARavile ezhunelkkathirunna ramuvine achan adichelppichu
JEEVIKKUKA:G vikkuka budhimuttanekil ini kurachu naal H vikkan sramikkam.
ETTUMPOTTUM8 muttakal tharayil ittappol manasilaaayi, ettum pottum!
MUDANTHANNYAAYAMInnale kavalayil oru mudanthan nyaayam prayunnathu kettu.
AZHIMATHIVeedu panithappol sit outtil jannal mathiyennnu achan paranjappo tintumon paranju venda AZHIMATHI..
AAROPANAM:Innale bank locker kuthi-thurannu aaropanam moshtichu....


21)
Bike

undenkil odikkan thonum,

T.V

undenkil kanan thonum,

Lover

undenkil samsarikan thonum,

but

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Book

undenkil entha padikkan mathram thonathe??!!

22)
Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!
Tintu Mon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting @ school 2mrw..Dad: Wat do u mean by ’small’ PTA meeting ?Tintu Mon: Ya, just u, me & d Principal.!!!
“Nashtappedaam, PakshePranayikkathe irikkaruth.” -KamalaSuraya“pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth ”-Prof.Tintumon
Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaaSnehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?Tintumon:Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !

Tintumon on road! A strangr coms and asks,hey hw many miles 2 sabarimala.?tintu:ther is no miles in sabarimala,some simhams and pulees..only!!

6)
Tintumon: Plastic surgery cheyyan ethra Roopayavum ?
Doctor: 50000 Rs
Tintumon: Any discount ?
Dr : No
Tintumon: Plastic njan Thannaloo?

8)
What is a Mobile phone?
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VAYNOKEE..pinne ne kayil pidichekunnath
THENGA ano?


9)
Njan Oru SMS ayachal thirichum SMS thanne Venamennilla Ketto..Valla Money Ordero, Drafto Ayachalum njan santhoshathode Sweekarikkum..
10)
Manthri: prabho yudhathinu thayyaragan ayal rajyathe rajav msg ayachitund. Enthu cheyyanam ?Rajav: “message sending failed” ennu thirichu ayachekku.;-)
11)
JeevithathilDukhangalUndakumpol,VedhanyalHridhayamVingumpol,KannukalNiranjuKaviyumpolOnnumaathramOrkkuka.Ellaam
SwanthamKayyilirippukondaa..

12)
TENSION-
Oru penkutty lift chodikkunnu.Vazhik avalk thalakarakkam,Ningalku TENSION.!
Avale Hospitl kond pokunnu.Doc said,‘Ningal achanakan pokunnu’.Ningalk veendum TENSION.!
U said,‘Njan alla idinte achan’.Dct penkuttyod chodichu,Penkutty paranju,‘Iddehamanu kunjinte achan’De pinneyum TEnSioN.!
Pinne Police vannu.Ningalude medical chekup nadannu.Report vannu!‘ Ningalku orikkalum achanakan pattilla’
Ningal santhoshathode purathirangunnu!
Pinneyanu athorthathu..
Angane aanenkil veettilulla kuttikal…???Ningalku pinneyum TENSION..!

13)
Ormayundo aa kaalam….Oru mazhayathu njanum neeyum vayal varambil irunnathum njan ninte dhehathekku vellam therupichathum?appol athile poya oru appoopan chodichathummazhayathano “”pothine”" kulippikkunnathennu…:-)
14)
Bike idich oru kuruvi bodham kettu veenu. Byk kaaran athine oru kootilaaki. Bodham vannappo kuruvi: THALLE! JAILO? APPOL LAVAN CHATHO? ethrayullu jeevitham.
15)
Jeevitham vedhanayum dhukhangalum niranjathane… Pakse thalararuthe, veenupoyalum ezunnettu nilkanam. ennittu parayanam“bhagyam aarum kandilla”
16)
Super comedy :.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘‘::!
”Undenkil ayachu tharumo?


17)
ACHAN:Aranu kappyare visudhamaya Thirusabhayude Munnil Ninnu Asudha vakkukal parayunnathu KAPPYAR:Athu Etho Thanthayillatha Monanacho ACHAN:Kurbana Onnu Kazhinjotte pundemonte manda Adichu keerum njan…

18)
Achante vaalsallyamSisuvinte punchiriKamukiyude chumbanam…
Athilum ethrayo valuthanu Nee paranja aaa 3 vaakkukal“VAADA SHAPPIL POKAM”
19)
Keralam….Kera vrikshangalude Naad….!!9 Laksham hectarilaanu thengu krishi..keralathile thengakal 209557536470 Annittum…. Enthakkanaa….?Oru thenga polum ninte thala nokki veezhunnillalloo……???

20)
Btech sylbus after sem8:1.Daily food processing2.chanel changing tecniques3.kuthuvakku communication from family..4.sleeping systems5.viva by nattukar & famly6.semnr on answring d topic, “joli ayille?”7.project on “wat to do next”.

1)
Taecher: ” Naalu tharam manukalude peru parayuka”Tintomon: ” Kalaman, Pulliman, Sulaiman,Rehman”

2)
Pareekshakku pokunna tinuvinodu achan: Tintu mone innu ninakku enthanu parikshaTintumon: Poi thirike vannittu parayam

3)
Teacher: Narakathil pokan agrahamullaval ezunnett nilkkuka.(Tintumon mathram ezunnelkkunnu)Teacher: athentha nee mathram ezunnettu ninnath.
Tintumon: Teacher mathram ottakku pokandallo ennu vicharichu…
4)
Tintumon thante Pencil oru horlicks kuppiyil idunnu….. WHY???
To make the pencil Taller,Stronger & Sharper!!!!!!!Tintu aara mon!!!!!!!

5)
Teacher: What happens to cows during an earthquake?Tintumon: They give milk shakes!

6)
Teacher: What is common between Gandhi, Budha, Krishna and Jesus…?Tintumon: They were all born on public holidays

7)
Teacher:- ningalil arkoke swargathil povanam?(tintumon ozhikae bakkiyellavarum kai pokkunuu)Teacher:- antha? Tintumonu povande?Tintumon:- venda,school vittal nere veettil chelanam enna ammaparanjirikunath

8)
Teacher: NOVEMBER ‘14′ Children’s Day” AYATHU ENDHU KOND?Tintumon: FEBRUARY 14 VALANTAIENS DAY KAZHINJU ‘10′ MASAM THIKAYUNNATH KONDU

9)
Tintumon was repeatedly buying movie ticket, finally the ticket seller asked.” Enthada chekka nee kanikkunne?”Tintumon: ” Aa doorinte aduthulla naintemon ellam keerikkalanju”

10)
Tintumon:“Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?”Teacher:“Orikkalumilla.”Tintumon:“Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!”


11)
Teacher: Hello boys, Remember Nothing is impossible.Tintumon: Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again

12)
Tintumon:- the best exercise to reduce ur weight. first turn head to d right and then turn it towards ur left.do it everytime when u r offered anything to eat

13)
Actress: Tamililekkulla ente praveshanam pettennayirunnu.Tintumon: Athayirikkum vendathra thuni edukkan pattathirunnath alle..!!!

14)
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?Tintumon: DineshanTeacher :Why?????Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan

15)
Train nirthiyapol yathrakaran tintuvinod: ithetha station…??Tintumon windowilude purathek thalayitt nokiyitt: Railway station aanenn thonunnu…!

16)
Veettil vazhakitt adi pedichodiya “TINTUMON” kuppiyil pidichitta meenine eduthu veliyil ettechu paranju”‘njano chavan pova,nee enkilum poyi rakshapedu.’

17)
Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonoduDr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.

18)
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”

19)
Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place?TintuMon: checkoslovakia.Teacher:Tell me the spelling…(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)Tintumon:Patticheeee….!!!!!!my native place is GOA..

20)
Teacher:What is the formula of water?Tintumon:H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)OTeacher:What is this?Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!

21)
Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?Tintumon jumped and said:“Physics missEnglish missMaths missSocial miss!!”

22)
Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.Friend: oodikko??Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!

23)
Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.

24)
oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..tintu:“ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!.”

25) Tintumon in medical shopTintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…

26)
Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu “kaattaana”??

27)
Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: “Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”Tintumon: “Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!”

28)
Classil urangunna tintumonodTeacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?Tintumon: ChatukamTeacher: njan entha chodichathu?Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….

29)
Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.Ithu kanda Tintumon:“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”

30)
Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accommodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accommodation ennal enthanartham..??Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!!
31)
tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…

32)
Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.“Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ”Tintumon – “Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! ”

33)
Tuttumol: Arinjo? oru nalla diet-lu dharalam fibre undakanam.Tintumon: Athinentha thega thinnal pore .Tuttumol: Thegayil ‍ high fibre content aano?Tintumon: Pothikathe kazhichal mathi.

34)
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?Doctor: 1500 rsTintu:veruthe 2 stitch itta mathi,embroidery work onnum venda.

SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:........“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparilIthu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi“Scratch gently to read the answer “


FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintu mon FTV noki achanod” acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..?”Achan: ” avar pavangalayath kondanu..tintumon:” ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod parayanam acha please “tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…Teachr: “Bharya’yude ormakayi shajahan‘TAJ MAHAL’ panithu”...Tintum0an: Alla, njan onnu chothichotte ,iyaal ithra valiya maravikaaran aayirunno ?Tintumon told his doctor that he was really worried because every part of his body hurt.The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where?”The Tintumon touched his own arm and screamed, “Ouch!”Then he touched his leg and screamed, “Ouch!”He touched his nose and cried, “Ouch!”He looked at his doctor and said, “See? It hurts everywhere!”The doctor laughed and said, “Don’t worry; it’s not serious. You”ve just got a broken index finger.”Breaking newsChandranil vellam matramalla thimingalam,kadalaama,sravu thudangiya jeevikalum ullatay kanunnu-NASATintumon: Pavam..NASAKu ariyillallo ROCKET Arabikadalil veena karyamEnglish teacher:”a beautiful young girl is walking down the road”, change this to exclamatory sentence.Tintumon:”aliya!!! charak ponnu da!!!”Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu.Tintumon : “Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla”Didumol : “Enthu patti ?”Tintumon : “Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …”Tintumon: Appooppa “condom” ennal entha?Appooppan: Podaa..poyirunnu padikku: Enik onnum ariyilla.Titntumon: Athupara.. chummathalla ammoomma 10 pettathu!!teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”tintumon: ” I was made by a mistake”


Evergreen Lovers
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To , TintumolUKG A.
Dear Tintumol,
I love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, I live no.I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait downmango tree. You no come, i jump train. Sure come…
yours lovely,
TutumonStd 1 B
………… ……… ……… ……… ……… ……… ……… ……… ……… ……… .Reply….by Tintumol….
Darling, your letter mama see. Papa beat me beat me so many beat me.I cry. i cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. I love you.See another day. I no red frock. Only green.
You love me, you love me you green shirt. Give I gift. I see you with pinkumol.Where you go.. NO talk to her. Okay My dream also only you
Lovely Tintumol…


tintuvm achanum ammaym dinner kazhikanirikkunnu…….amma:tintu inu ninak amma ‘kanji’ tharam…tintu(achane choondi kond): ennennekkumai ee “kanji”ye enikku thannille? ath pore……………?

teacher: Jawaharlal Nehru ,mahathma ghandhi ennivar araayirunnu???
Tintumol:paalkkaran gopaalan…menkaran hamsa..ennivar araayirunnu???
teacher:!!!!!
Tintumon: ethaa parayunnathu..sirinte friendsine enikkum ariyillaa ente friendsine saarinum ariyillaa….


Teacher: Ningal abadhathil simhathinte munnil pettal enthu cheyyum ?Tintumon: Onnum cheyyilla.Teacher: Athentha ?!Tintumon: Ellam simham cheytholum…

friend: ninte love okke evidam vare ayadaa ?tintumon: athu kallyanathil kalashichadafriend: ennittentha enne kshanikathirunnath ?tintumon: AVAL ENNE POLUM KSHANICHILLA DAAA !!

Amma Tintuvinode: “Eda Nee Oru vishyathinenkilum Jaichittuvenum enikku marikkan”
Tintu: Amma marikkathirikkanalle Njaan Onninum Jaikkathathu

Teacher : ee chodyam 2 markinu chodichal njan paranja pole ezhuthanam. ennal 4 markinu chodichaalo?
Tintumon : 2 praavasyam ezhuthanam

Teacher : ee praavasyam ellavarum 75 % mark vanganam.
Tintumon(manassil) : HeHe vivaramillatha teacher. Ipraavasyam mark 50 lalle….?

Tintumonum chetanum koodi chetanu vendi pennu kaanan vendi poyirikkunnu.Penninte achan : Njangal ee naatil oru paadu sthalangal und.churuki paranjaal ente car eduth raavile irangiyaal ellam kand thirichu varumbozekum vaikunneramaakum..Tintumon : Ayyo unclee athu poloru car njangalude achante kayyilumundaayirunnu.. avasaanam athu irumbu vilakka koduthath….
hihi tintumonoda avante kali

Teacher: What is the difference between Orange and Apple?Tintumon: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

Teacher:sathyavum vishwasavum thamillula vyasthyasam enthaanu?Tintumon:teacher nammalle padipikkunu ennath sathyam,nammal padikuunu ennath teacherude vishwasam…..

A Nepolean Said: “WORD IMPOSSIBLE IS NOT FOUND IN MY DICTIONERY…”Hearing this, Tintumon Said“Athonnum paranjittu karyamilla.. ellam vangikkumbol nokkanam..!”.

Teacher: ” Oxygen illathe jeevikkan kazhiyilla. ithu kandu pidichath 1773il aanu…”.
Tintumon: ” Baghyam 1773n munbe jeevichirunnenkil chath poyene…”.

Sadya unnnunna Tintumon viyarkunnath kand
Supplier: “Fan Edatte”?
Tintumon: “Elayude thumbathu Lesham Ettoloo..!”.

Tintu: You look like my Girlfriend.
Girl: (Surprisingly):oh…! What’s your Girlfriend Name?.
Tintumon:I have no Girl friend ,not yet…!!!!

DAD : Enthad ne eppo nokkiyalum urangunnathu….?Tintumon : achanalle paranjathu “Ninte swapnangal anu ninte future ennu”…enikkku urangiyale swapnam kanan pattu..
tintumonoda achante kali

Tintumon was being Interviewed by the HR.
HR: What s ur qualification?
Tintumon : Sir I am PHD.
HR : What do u mean by Ph.d?
Tintumon : (smirking) Passed Highschool with Difficulty….


In a park Tintu & his lover eatng chips.Girl: Dear What r u thinking at this moment?.Tintu:”u r eatng more chips than me”.

Tintumon Dundumolodu: Njan eppozhum daivathodu prarthikum. ninne pole oru friendne ellavarkum kittane ennu..
Dundumol: enne athreku ishtam anoo??
Tintumon: alla enthina njan mathram e kurissu chumakunnathu.


Sir(in the class) :Galilio oru cheriya vilakkinte velichathilaanu padichathu…Newton padichathu mezhukuthiri kathichirunnu…Abraham Lincoln street light inu thaazhe irunnu padichu valiya aalayi…….ithu kettu Tintumon: “ente samshayam athalla… ivanmarkkokke pakal enthayirunnu pani?”

Tintumon: Nammude Love Matter Njan Melle Veetil Paranju
Chinjumool:Good Enitt Vetil Entu Paranju?
Tintu: Melle Paranjath Kond Avaraarum Kettilla


I am tintu mon.njan padich kondirikuna samayath enik msg, mis cal cheyyaruth..
Please
Ente urakam pokum…!


Tintu mon ulpede 30 peru sabarimallakku poyi. avide vechu thirakkil Tintu Mon koottam thetti ottakkayi.
Tintu mon announcement counteril chennu: “Ente koode vanna 29 pere kaanaanilla…!!”
Ithu ketta oraal: ” 29 pere kaananille….??
Tintu Mon: ” pinne njaan enthu parayanam…enne kaanaanilla ennu parayanoo….???”


1st nightil TINTU: varoooo.. adutheyku varoo… ivide iriku…aa door adayku….ivide kidakuu….. light off cheyyu……
ennittu
‘KANDO ENTE IRUTTATHU THILANGUNNA WATCH”


Tintumon: Acha, Krishnante radhayude initial ‘N’ Aanu AlleAchan: Athengane ninakkariyam?Tintumon: Achan “Nivedyathile” pattu kettille ” Kolakkuzhal Vilikettu Radhe N. Radhe..”

teacher: tintumonee nee enthiada classil varunnathu?tintumon: vidhyakku ventiteacher: pinne ne enthadaa classil kayarathathu?tintumon: vidhya innu absent anuu teacher

Friendinte Koode Marana veettil poya Tintu mon Chirikkunnath kand Friend Tintu Monod.
Friend: “Enthada ne chirikkunnath..?”
Tintu Mon: “Mookil panhi vechal ara marikkathad”;.

Bankil chenna Tintumon managerode: Car vanghan loan kittumo?
Manager: kittum pakshe thavana mudanghiyal car nhanghal kondu pokum.
Tintumon: ssheda ithu munpe arinhirunnenkil ente kalyanathinum loan edukkamayirunnu.


Tintumonod Dundumol: Nhan marichal ningal enthu cheyyumTintumon: Nhanum marikkumDundumol: athentha, ningalkku nhan illathe jeevikkan kazhiyille???Tintumon: athalledee orupadu santhoshichal heart attack varumenna doctor paranhittullath

Tintumon called principal
Tintumon: sarinte veetil undaya kalleril eniku pankilla
Principal:ivide anganonum nadanittillallo.
Tintumon: Sorry njan kurach kazhinju vilikkam

Jyotsian : Xam pass aakanamenkil 2 naal kaalikale bali kodukkanam.!
Tintumon : 2 naal kaali thanne veno ? Oru 8-KAALI aayalum porey ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Achan: illa eni shariyavathilla…maduthu nammal randalum eveetil onichu venda….Tintumon:angane parayalla acha…Achan: no more excuseTintumon: angane parayalle ee vayasankalath achan enghot pova?

Tintumon in shop in Forum (bangalore)…..
Tintumon:- 1 good news 1 bad news. NOKIA N93 free with 1 kg Tomatto….(high advertisement)….
People came from all places for the offer…
While buying tomatto everyone asked whts the BAD news….
Tintumon:- 1 kg tomatto costs 39,999 only…:)


Achante hotel-il waiter aayi time pass cheyyunna tintumon
Oru customer “egg omelet” order cheythu.Omlet kondu vecha tintumonodu ayal chodichu.“Vere special enthundu ?”
Tintumon: “Kozhiyude nakku(Tongue) porichathu undu.. randennam edukkatte ?”
Customer: “Ayye… disgusting… kozhiyude vayil ninnu varunna sadhanam thinnan enne kondu pattilla…”
Tintumon: “Kozhiyude mutta varunna sthalam ninacku oru prasnavum illa alle ?”


Oru vazhipokkan Tintumonte achanodu.
“Innale ningalude magan enne kalledutherinju”
Tintumonte Achan: “Ayyo.. Ennittathu ningalude dehathu kondo ?”
Vazhipokkan: “Illa.. ”
Tintumonte Achan: “Ennal athu ente mon alla….”


Ammayude naracha mudi (white hair) shradhicha tintumon
“Entha amme ammayude chila mudi white color aayittundallo ?”
Amma: “Makkal oro thettu cheyyumbozhum avarude ammayude oro mudi white color aakum”
Tintumon: “Ammoommayude ella mudiyum veluthathengineyanennu enikku manassilayi….”

Parambil kuzhi kuzhikunna tintumonodu ayalkkaran
“Enthina mone ne kuzhi undakkunne ?”
Tintumon : “Ente goldfish chathu poyi chetta…”
Ayalkkaran: “Oru goldfishine kuzhichidan enthinada ithrayum valiya kuzhi ?”
Tintumon: “Chettante poochayude vayattilalle ente goldfish ullathu…”


Tintumon: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 2 movie tickets.
Mother: why two?
Tintumon: For you and dad.


Tintumonte 5 star hotelil ethiya pongachakkaranaya Sardarji ellavarum kelkke urakke vilichu paranju: “500 roopayude oru Biriyani”.
Tintumon: “Shamikkanam Sardarji, ivide half Biriyani illa”.


BARil ninnu auto standileku poya sasi: aa auto pokunnundo?Tintumon auto mottam onnu nokiyittu paranhu:athu ningalku thonunnatha..


Teacher:”Annante purath sreeraman thalodiyappolannu 3 paadukal undayath”.Tintumon:”Appol………………,seethayude purath enthayiricku sthithi…”.

Tintumonum friendum cricket match kanan poyappol oru sundarikutty avide erikunundayirunnu avalude mugathu INDIAN flaginthe picture varachitundayirunnu
Friend : enikku avalodu samsarikkan kazhijirunnegilTintumon : njan avalodu samsarikuka mathramalla venamegil kiss um cheyyumFriend : ninakku pathilla tintumone.
Tintumon avalude aduthu poyi avalude mugathu kiss cheythu enittu paraju“I LOVE INDIA”…………………..
Tintumonoda avanthe kali


Tintumon nadakkumbol oru kallan kathiyumayi munpil vannittu..Kallan: edukkeda ninte purse..Tintumon: purse njan tharam. pakshe enikku bus koolikkulla 10 roopyengilum tharanam.Kallan: mmm. purse edukku.Tintumon: inna, pakshe veettil pookanulla panam…kallan purse thurannu nokkiyittu, “ithu kaaliyanalloo”
Tintumon: athonnum paranjittu karyamilla, enikkulla 10 roopa nee thanneee patooo………

Tintumon nalla urakam aayirunnu .
Achan veettil undaayirunnilla, veettinte oodu ilakkunna sound ketta amma tintu mone vilichu.
Amma: Tintumone kallan oodilakkunna sound kelkkunnu onnu ezhunnettu nokeda
Tintumon: athinentha amme kallan machinte mele alle irangathullu.
Kurachu kazhinjappol thaaze entho vannu veezhunna soundum koode oru ninaviliyum
Kallan: evideda pulle machu…?[veettil machh undaayirunnilla Tintumon kallam paranjathaayirunnu]


Malayalam classil Adhypakan:‘Poocha theeyil chaadi.., “Naamam” parayu?
Tintumon: ‘ Poocha theeyil chadiyal Naamam poyittu athinte “Romam” polum undavilla.


Oru patti(dog)-ude koode nilkukayayirunna tintumonodu oru vazhipokkan.
“Mone… ninte patti kadikkumo ?”
Tintumon: “Illa….”
Ithu ketta vazhipokkan pattiye onnu thalodi. Patti ayalude kayyil oru kadiyum vechu koduthu.
Vedhanayode vazhipokkan: “Nee alle paranjathu… ninte patti kadikkilla ennu…”
Tintumon: “Athe… pakshe ithu ente patti allallo ..!!”

Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?
Tinttumon : “Madiyan”
Teacher : Wat?
Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…


Tintumonte veettil carpenter maaraya achanum makanum vannu…
Randuperum vaalinte randattavum pidich marathinu mukalil vachu valikkaan thudangi….
kure samayam ithu nokkininna Tintumon carpentarude makanod: “Onnu vittukodukkeda, enthayalum avar thante Achanalle……”


Tintumonte kayyil 2 pazham undu, valuth avaneduthitt cheruth Dittuvinu koduthu.
Dittumon: ithentha?njaana aayirunnenkil valuth ninakk tharum
Tintumon: athalle njaanum cheythath


Tintumol: I can’t marry you. Give my love letter back.
……next day………
Tintu gave a Big basket & say
” Find out your letters from these and take it”

teacher: home work cheyyathe vanna aarenkilum undo..???tintumon: njan cheythilla teacher..!teacher: athentha cheyyane..??tintumon: njan HOSTEL’la thaamasam., pinnenganaa HOMEwork cheyyunath…!!!!

Achanteyum ammayudeyum kalyana album nokkukayayirunna Tintumon Ammayodu
“Ammayude koode ulla ee nalla muscle ulla, adipoli hairstyle ulla ee film star aaranu amme ?”
Amma: “Athu ninte achananu mone..”
Tintumon: “Oho…. Ippol nammude koode ulla aa thadicha kashandikkaran thendi aara ?”

Pathivilum nerathe veettilethiya Tintumonodu Amma.
“Enthada… innu ne nerathe ? class vitto ?”
Tintumon: “Innu teacher classil oru chodhyam chodichu… njan mathrame utharam paranjullu…”
Santhoshathode Amma: “Enthada teacher chodhichathu ?”
Tintumon: “Aaranu teacher-ude nere chalk erinjathu?”


Tintumon: Amme teacherkku bhayankara maraviya.
Amma: Athenna
Tintumon: Teacher boardil Mahabharatham annu ezuthi thirinju ninnu chodikkuva Mahabharatham ezuthiayathu arennu

Teacher : “NITHYABHYASI AANAYE EDUKKUM” ,”MADIYAN MALA CHUMAKKUM”ethil ninnum enthu manasilayi?
Tintumon : Nithyabhyasi yekkal keman MADIYAN thanne…!

Tintumon: Acha miss enne thally
achan: enthinaa?
Tintumon: njan oru eecha kku umma koduthu
achan: eechakko???
Tintumon: athe, pakshe eecha ammuvinte mughathaayirunnu…

Tintumonte Achan: Enthada nee ee kanakku thettichathu?
Tintumon: Ellathinum kaaranam aa kurishaa acha
Achan: ethu kurishu?
Tintumon: njan “+” idunnathinu pakaram “-” ittu


Ramu: Teacher, how will we change cm(centimetre) to m (metre)
Tintumon: Delete that ‘c’!!!

Achan: pinnitta vazhikalilude nadakkarudu ennu parayunnathu enthukondu?
Tintumon: Sneham kondu. PIN ente kaalil tharachu kayarathirikkanalle !

Tintumoneyum kooti achan baril kayari. tintumone oru kaserayil eruthi avan kanatha sthalathirunnu achan vellamadichu..thirichu varumbozhekkum pavam tintumon kidannu urangunnathu kandu….Achan : bill ethrayaWaiter : 1000 rsAchan : oru peginu etharaWaiter : 100 rsAchan : njan athinu oru peg allle adichulluWaiter : sir oru peg mathrame adichullu nigalude mon 9 ennam adichu fittayi kidakkunna kidappu kandille!!!

tintumon-” ente muthachan marichappol sambathu muzhuvan orphaneginu ezhudhi koduthu…
teacher- ” well !! enthokke undayirunnu…?
tintumon- ” oru 10 penmakkal..!!


Tintumonte ammooma Americayil vechu marichu.Tintumon deadbody natilekayachu.Kude oru letterum.Priyapeta chetanu,ammooma ittirikkuna dress chechikulathanu.Kutikalkayi thalayude adiyil sweets vechitundu.Pinne 5 jodi socks kalil ititundu.Thalayil kuthiyirukuna clip aniyathiku kodukanam.Kuduthal enthenkilum venamenkil ariyikuka, apoopante avastha valare moshamanu.-TINTU.P.B

Tintumon: ninte text bookukal kanathayi alle?
Dundumol: aaru paranju?
Tintumon: nee innu ravile msg ayachille..*some text missing*ennu.


Thottil valayitta Tintuvinu kittiyathu kurachu paral meen.Avaye thirike vittukondu
Tintu: “MAKKAL ENNU VEETILEKKU POYKKO NALE RAKSHITHAKKALE KOOTI VANNAL MATHI….”


a girl checks her weight- 58 kgshe removed chappals- 56 kgthen bag- 53 kgthen shall- 52 kg
but coin theernu.tintumon in Q behind her- :” you carry on coin njan idam ”


After examsasikuttan- ” da tintu edhu exam aayirunnu ninakku…
tintumon- ” maths exam aanennu thonunnu…
sasikuttan- ” adhendha angane..nee exam ezhudhiyadhalle…?? !!
tintumon- ” illeda..enikkonnum manasilayilla, aduthirunna penkuttiyude kayyil calculatar kandu…appol maths aavadhe irikkilla



palliyil sunday kurbaana nadannukond irikkunnu..suvishesham prasangikkunna vicari achan : Eallaa ‘appan’maarudeyum agraham ‘makkale’yum avarude vazhikku konduvaranam eannaanu,uddaharanathinu..
policekaarante makan/makal police, Advocatente makan/makal advocate, teachernte makan/makal teacher…ingane paaramparyam kaimaari kaimaari pokunnu…
ithu kettu munpilirunna Tintumon: Appo achante makanaano ividuthe adutha vicari…??!!!

Marriage Broker:+2 veno?MBA veno?Job ulla kutti veno?Tintumon: Theevandi’kku thala vekkumbo Madras mailano, Parasuramano,ennu nokkano?


hospitalil o.p counteril joli cheyyunna tintumon patientinodu- : ”entha peru?
patient-: ” U.T Dristadyumnan
TINTUMON-: ” SASI ennu vilikkum appol ingu vannekkanam…..”


Tintumon:ente appuppan valya vetakarana,kazhinja azhcha 3 puliye pidikkan poyi.
frnd:enitu pidicho?
Tintumon:evide, puliyude vishapum mari apupante kadiyum mari..



Boy to Tintumon: Vellathil ninnum enthinanu current edukunnathe?
Tintumon: Eda manda, angane eduthillenkil kulikkumbol shock adikum….


teacher- ” what is your father’s name ?
dundu mon- ” T.V Krishnan”
gundumol- ” A.C Abraham”
tintumon – ” Fridge Sasi…. ini njanayittu kurakkunnilla….


Yuvatiyude “T”shirtilulla aeroplaninthe Picturil noki nilkunna Tintumonodu yuvathi: mon Aeroplane kanditille..?
Tintumon :Aeroplane kanditundu airportil “HUMP” kanditila


Tintumonod doctor : Vomit cheyyan varunnundo???
Tintumon : Njan varunnilla Doctor poykkolu!!…



Tintumon put his shoes on by himself
Tintumon, the three year old, put his shoes on by himself. His father, noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot and vice-versa. He sat Tintumon down on a chair and said quietly, ‘Tintumon, your shoes are on the wrong feet.’
He looked up at his father with a quizzical expression and replied, ‘Don’t mess me about, Dad, I know they’re my feet.’


Tintumon in the bath tub
Tintumon was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair. She said to him, “Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again.”
Tintumon replied, “Maybe you should stop watering it so much.”



Orikal Tintumonte achan pasuvine theetan pokukayayirunu pettannu
Tintumon:engota ee pothinayum kondu?
Dad:eda manda ithu pashuva pothalla?
Tintumon:nhan pashuvinoda chotichathu




Tintumon-Do angels have wings ?mom-Yes,but why do you ask ?Tintumon-Dad call maid as his angel but she has no wings .mom- Dont worry tomarrow she will fly away.

TEACHER:WHAT IS THE MATTER THERETINTU:ANYTHING THAT OCCUPIES SPACE AND HAS WAIT IS CALLED MATTER

An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet..
English man: Good morning, how do u do?
Tintumon: Usually we remove underwear and then do, And how do u do?


In a park, Tintumon & Dundumol were sitting and two dogs kissed
Tintumon: Ninaku virodamilengil njanum.
Dundumol: Ok, pakshe sukshichu venam patti chilapo kadikkum!!

Bus-il oral: “ithente seat aanu, njaan oru towel evide ittirunnu..”Tintumon: “Enkil oru double mundu businte mukalil ittal bus ninte akumallo.”

Tintumon’s First InterviewInterviewer: “Tell me opposite words.. COOL”Tintumon: “Hot”Interviewer: GirlTintumon: “Boy”Int: ” India ”Tintu: ” Pakistan ”Int: “Good Keep it up”Tintumon: “Bad Put it down”Int: “Stop It”Tintumon: “Start that”Int: “Idiot Get Out”Tintumon: “Clever Come in”Int: “Oh my God”Tintumon: “Oh your devil”Int: “I rejected You”Tintumon: “You appointed Me”


Tintumon & VelakkariTintumon veettil velakkariyude kulikkyunnathe ethinokkunnathu kandappol Amma: DA..!Tintumon: “shhh!! ocha undakkathe, avalu nammude soap edukkunnundo ennu nokkuvaa…”


TINTUMON ambalathil:moolathil oru ganapathi homam.TUTUMON:Pollipovum changhathi!TINTUMON:Ennapinne 2 jaladharayum!!!


Kothukukadi sahikkavayyate tintumon katilinadiyil olichu.appol oru minnaminungu kattilinadiyilethi.minnaminunginodu tintumon nayinte mone nee evide torchumayethiyo


The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. “There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?”
Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.”


Teacher : which one you like …Love marriage or arranged marriage?Tintumon : Love marriageTeahcher : why?Tintumon : A Known Devil is better than an Unknown ghost”



Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?
Tintu mon: jana gana mana…
Teacher:athentha angane?
Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!


Father:Muttuvin thuraka pedum ennu Yeshu parayuvan karanam
Tintumon:Annu Calling bell illayirunnu father!!!


Teacher: “What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?”
Tintumon: “A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl…!!!”


Tintumon: I and my girlfriend are getting married.
Dundumon: Oh great, but when is the marriage?
Tintumon: I am marrying on on 13th Feb and my girlfriend on 20th


Tintumol: When my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.
Dundumon: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars.
Tintumon: That’s nothing, When my grandfather died he left the whole world.


Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give u a job. I don’t have any more work.
Tintumon : That’s all right, sir. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You see, I won’t ask you to give me work anyway!!


Dundumon: I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Tintumon: Think about it once again. Wifes like that are hard to get!


Tintumonte aunty: nee ente makane nanayyi nokanne, nhan ponnu polaya nokunath ne yum athe polea nokane Tintu ,ngan ipom shopil poyi varam kettoo…
tintumon: oh nhan ponnu poole nokam aunty
auntycame back from shop.
aunty : tintu moneantea makane avida..!!
tintumon : najangal okke ponnu alamariyillea vakarulathe .


Dundumon: Why didn’t you marry?
Tintumon: I was searching for anideal match.
Dundumon: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?
Tintumon: I found one.
Dundumon: Then?
Tintumon: She was also searching for an ideal match.



Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Tintumon: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!


Dundumon: I am so kanjoos that I went alone for my shopping and saved half the money.
Tintumon: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for shopping with a friend.



Father sends Tintumon to bed. Five minutes later, Tintumon screams, “Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?”
The dad says, “No. You had your chance.”
A minute later Tintumon again Screams, “Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?”
The dad says, “No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I’ll come up there and spank you.”
“Dad! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?”



Tintumon to his mother: “Mom, remember that vase you always worried I’d break?”“Yes. What about it?” she asked.Tintumon: “Your worries are over!”


Teacher: ”tintumone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Tintumon: ”Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so!