Tintumon captured a junior student for ragging
tintumon captured a junior student for ragging and gave him a box and said-
” da idhil onnu mudhal 6 vare ezhudhiya papers und..nee adhi onnedukkanam”
student- ”appol”
tintumon- ”if u get 1,2,3,4,5 ninne njangal idichu pappadamakkum..
student- ” appol 6 aanu kittiyadhengil…?
tintumon- ” appol nammal veendum kalikkum..!!
But njan 10 manika eneekkunne.
Tintumon doctorude aduthTintumon :doctor njan 7 manike onnine povumDoctor:athinentha?Tintumon: Njan8 manike randine povumdoctor:so,athe elavarum cheyille.Tintumon:but,njan 10 manika eneekkunne.
Tintumon mavil kayarunnathu kanda vazhipokkan
Tintumon mavil kayarunnathu kanda vazhipokkan‘mone aa mavil mangayillallo’
Tintu‘ Saaramilla, njan avidey ethumbolekkum mangayundavum’
Ambalathil ninnum vanna Tintumon
Ambalathil ninnum vanna Tintumon: ammayude peril oru pushpanjali kazhichuAchan: Appol ente perilo?Tintumon: Ramettante kadayilninnum porottayum chikanum kazhichu
By mistake i bought tomorrow exam’s bit today
teacher- ” why are you under tension? did you forget ur hall ticket?
tintumon- ” no”
teacher- ” ” ID or calculator..?
tintumon- ” no teacher, by mistake i bought tomorrow exam’s bit today…!!!
Tintumonu SI selection kitty
Tintumonu SI selection kitty.
Tintumon stationil choodayi irikkumboloru sthree compliant aayi vannu
women: ente bharthavu kadalil meen pidikkan poyittu 2 divasamayi ithu varea thirichu vannatilla
Tintumon:meen pidikanallea poyadhu , 2 divasam koodi nee PACHAKKARI kootti thinno avan vannolum
Eda panni peru parayeda
CLASSIL A.E.O. VANNU”
A.E.O : What is ur name?
Tintumon peru paranjilla, ethu kanda teacher :Eda panni peru parayeda
A.E.O : Teacher entha engane !!
Tintumon : Aa… naayintamolu anganeye. !!!
Nee onnu thirinju nokku
Wife : Purakil erikkunnavan enne thondunnu.
Tintumon : Nee onnu thirinju nokku.
Wife : Enthina ?
Tintumon : Ninthe montha kandal pinne avan thondilla!!!
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Aaranu malaria parathunnathu
teacher:aaranu malaria parathunnathu?tintumon parayoo.
tintumon:aaranoo kuzhachathum chuttathum avar thanneyayirikkum teacheree..
Tintumone sangeetham ullil ninnum varanm ketto
Music Teacher:Tintumone sangeetham ullil ninnum varanm ketto
Tintumon: Ullil ninnum varanam ennu ellarum parayum ennal ullilekku enthenkilum poyo ennu arum chodikkilla
Tintumonu neendhal ariyamo
Adhyapakan: tintumonu neendhal ariyamo??Tintumon: illaAdhyapakan: kashtam pattikalkupolum neenthal ariyam, pattikal ninnekalum enthu bhedhamanuTintumon: mashinu neendhan ariyamo??Adhiyapakan: pinne ariyam…Tintumon: appol pattiyum mashum thammilentha vethiyasam
Ente oru cherippevide
Tintumon kulathil veenu.aaro avane rakshichu.rakshicha aalodu Tintumon- ” edo,thanano enne rakshichadhu..?
ayal- ” adhe..
Tintumon- ” engil parayado kope, ente oru cherippevide…!!
Tintumon and freind in jungle
Tintumon and freind in jungle, suddenly a tiger blocked their way. Friend kurachu mannu vaari tiger nte kannil ittu, then asked tintumon to ‘run’.
Tintumon:” njaan enthina odunne? nee alle mannu vaari kannil ittathu?
You carry on coin njan idam
a girl checks her weight- 58 kgshe removed chappals- 56 kgthen bag- 53 kgthen shall- 52 kg
but coin theernu.tintumon in Q behind her- :” you carry on coin njan idam ”
Ninne nale ravile 5 manik thookkikollum
Judge: Ninne nale ravile 5 manik thookkikollum.Tintumon: HA HA HA HA..Judge: Nee enthinanu Chirikkunnad?Tintumon: athinu njan ezhunnelkkumbol thanne 8 maniyaavum..
Marana veetil ninnu madangumbol
marana veetil ninnu madangumbolTintumol:”ini enna kaanuka”Tintumon: “ivide ini aarenkilum marikkumbol kanaam”
Maths exam aanennu thonunnu
After examsasikuttan- ” da tintu edhu exam aayirunnu ninakku…
tintumon- ” maths exam aanennu thonunnu…
sasikuttan- ” adhendha angane..nee exam ezhudhiyadhalle…?? !!
tintumon- ” illeda..enikkonnum manasilayilla, aduthirunna penkuttiyude kayyil calculatar kandu…appol maths aavadhe irikkilla
Idhonnu ottiche, vishuvinu potticha padakkamanu
vazhiyorathu gum vilkkunna aal- ” enthu pottiyalum ottikkam…kadannu varu…kadannu varu…
tintumon- ” ennale idhonnu ottiche…vishuvinu potticha padakkamanu….kanatte kazhivu..!!
Shit!! Teacher vicharikkum nammal copy adichennu
pareeksha kazhinjutintumon- ” da njan onnum ezhudhiyilla…”
dundumon- ” njanum….”
sasikuttan- ” njanum….”
tintumon- ” ‘’shit !! teacher vicharikkum nammal copy adichennu..!!
Difference between bus and cycle
Teacher: wat’s d difference between bus and cycle??
Tintumon:Bus varum pokum bt bus stand avide thanne kaanum….
cycleum varum pokum but cycle standum kude pokum!!!!
Ente appoopanum ethu pole oru car undayirunnu
Ambani: Ente caril ravile purapetta rathri ayalum ente estatinte pakuthi polum kandu kazhiyilla!!!
Tintumon: Ente appoopanum ethu pole oru car undayirunnu…..
Thamilekulla ente varavu pettanayirunnu
Nayanthara:thamilekulla ente varavu pettanayirunnu.
TINTUMON:athaayirikum vendathra thuniyyudukkan pattadirrunadu…alle
Njan oru unthu tharum
Girl frnd: Njan lokathile ettavum valiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyaal nee enikku enthu tharum???Tintumon: Njan oru ‘unthu’ tharum..
Krishnane kanan poyappol kuchelante kakshathil enthayirunnu
Mash: Krishnane kanan poyappol kuchelante kakshathil enthayirunnu.?
Tintumon:Ithinokke utharam parayan ente samskaram enne anuvadikunilla sir!!
Ellavarude bloodum sweekarikkaavunnathu aarkkanu
TEACHER : “A” group blood ullavarkku “A” groupukaarude blood mathrame sweekarikkavu“B” group blood ullavarkku “B” groupukaarude blood maathrame sweekarikkaavuEllavarude bloodum sweekarikkaavunnathu aarkkanu?TINTUMON : kothukukalkku
Ichayante parambil ninnum thenga moshtichathu nallathano tintu
Vikari tintumonodu: Ichayante parambil ninnum thenga moshtichathu nallathano tintu………?
Tintumon: Ariyilla! Ithuvare pottichu nokkiyillacho…..!
Tintumon Thrisur poorathinu
Keeriya kudayumayi pokunnna tintumonodu achan: Engotada ee keeriya kudayumayi?
Tintumon : Thrisur poorathinu pova …avide kuda maatamund…Maarikitumonu Nokkatte
Tintumon camera vangan chennappol
Tintumon camera vangan chennappoltintumon:oru digi cam venamShopkeeper:eathu typeTintumon: “ee photo okkae edukkan pattuna type…”Shopkeeper:??@@!*
Oru full size photo edukkan ethraya
Tintumon photo edukkan chennapolTintumon: oru full size photo edukkan ethraya?Shopkeeper:150rsTintumon: appo randu peru nikkukayanenkiloo…???
Boost Babu, Cerelac Sasi, Horlics Dundu – UKG Roudism
UKG ROUDISM:
Boy 1: Aliya, ninte penninu LKG-iyile oruthan rubber koduthu..
Tintumon: Ethavanada?
Boy1: Atha puthiya pillera. LKG C. Pedikendaliya. Nammude team avide undu.
Tintumon: BOOST BABUvinodum CERELAC SASIyodum HORLICS DUNDUvinodum avane sketch cheyan para.. Tools edukkanda, pilleru pedikkum. Ennit vaikeettu spottil avante pencilum rubberum scaleum odicho! Avide kidannu karayate. Ente penninu rubberu koduthavan ini ezhutharuth…!
What is the name of Gandhiji’s son
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?Tintumon: DineshanTeacher :Why?????Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of ‘di-neshan’…tintumonoda kali
TINTUMON GOT HIS SCIENCE TEST BOOK
TINTUMON GOT HIS SCIENCE TEST BOOK.DAD: YOU GOT ZERO OUT OF TEN.TINTU: NO,I GOT FULL MARKS. SHE GAVE A MOON INSTED OF A STAR BECAUSE SHE RAN OUT OF STARS.
Amma tintumonod
Amma tintumonod :tintumone,amma parayunnatu kettal ella divasavum sammanam kittum Tintumon: appol, sammanam pappakkalle kittatollu….
Ningalilarkokeya swargathil pokendath
Teacher: Ningalilarkokeya swargathil pokendath?All students exept tintumon raised their hands…Teacher to TintuTeacher: Entha Tintu nenak pokande?Tintumon: Enthu parayana teachare…amma ennod school vittal thendithirinju nadakathe neere veettilethikonam annu paranju………..
Teacher:-vakkyattil prayogikkuka 'eni mell'(at this time).Tntumon:-mugham kayukiya raju eni, mell kayukan pokukayannu.........
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Teacher :- lokattil vachu attavum pisukkanarannu?Tintumon:-swantham veetinu thee(fire) pitikkumbol fire force nu mis call ayakkunnavan
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veetil Vazhakundakkiya tintumon kuppiyil kitanirunna meeniae(fish) nilattittukondu:-"njan chavan povukaya nee ankilum raksha petto"
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Tintu orikkal mysore palace visit cheyan poyi,avitae undayirunna oru kaserayil kayari erunnu.Security:-Sir,dayavayi atil erikkaruth atu 'TIPPU SULTHAN'tae yanuTintu:- than, peDikkanda! pullikkaran varumbo njan Eneettu kotutolam.
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Hotel anennu karuthi electronics labil kayariya Appoopan:-
"puttundo kazhikan?"
tintumon:-"undallo, randu type"
Appoopan:-"ethokeya?"
tintumon:-"input-um output-um"
Appoopan:- "randum oro plate poratte"
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Sardar:- oh god! ee kattilinte adiyil pretham(ghost) undo ennu eniku pediyund.Tintu:- athinentha! kattilinte 4 kalum murichu kalanjal pore!........
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Tintumon:-amme, achanu pani(fever) anennalle amma paranje?Amma:- atheda...Tintumon:- achanodu enthengilum 'LIGHT' ayittullathu kazhikanalle doctor paranje?Achan:- athe....Tintumon:- appo! namuku adyam achanu e 'TUBE LIGHT' kodukkam, athukazhinju akathe light kodukkam..
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Tintumonte veettile kinattil eli (mouse) veenuAchan:- namuk oru elipetti(rat box) kinattilek idam.Aniyan:- venda athilum nallathu oru poocha(cat)ye kinattil idunathanuTintumon:- ningalarum pedikenda eliye kollan njan kinattil pashanam(rat poison)kalakiyittundu...
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Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?Tintumon:- 'Tony'kalla ente ammakkaa...
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Teacher:- ningalil arkoke swargathil povanam?(tintumon ozhikae bakkiyellavarum kai pokkunuu)Teacher:- antha? Tintumonu povande?Tintumon:- venda, school vittal nere veettil chellanam enna amma paranjirikunath...
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Tintumon:- exam engane undayirunu?kootukaran:- sho! enikonnum kittiyilla njan paperil onnum ezhuthathe tirichu koduthuTintumon:- ayyo! chadichukoottukaran:- enthada?Tintumon:- enikum onnum kittathathu karanam njanum paper veruthe koduthirikukaya iniyipponammal copy adichathanennu parayille?
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Oru stoppil car nirthiyittu carinte tyre Tintu mon azhikunnathu kanda koottukaran:- enthada Tintu.... tyre puncture ayo?Tintu mon:- de! kandille, ivide two wheeler mathrame park cheyyan pattullu ennu ezhuthiyirikunnathu...
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Tintumon:- acha........, achan verum 'male'um amma 'female'um anallo?Achan:-eda athu englishil anugalkum, pennugalkum parayunathanuTintumon:- alla acha..., appo e 'karutta annugal'kkano 'BLACKMALE' ennu parayunnath??.
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Aluva busil kayariya tintumon:- oru bypass, oru bank junction, pinne oru bus stand.conductor:- moonnu ticket aluvak, ennu paranjal pore? ellayidathekum ore charge anu.tintumon:- enik oru ticket mathi. athil ethu stopil iranganamennu theerumanichittilla
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Oraal sardarji'yodu: " ningal verum vayattil ethra chappati thinnum?.."sardar ji: "6 ennam!"ayaal: "u fool! 1 thinnu kazinjal pinney verum vayaraakumo..?"sardarji veettil poyi wife'inodu: "Nee verum vayattil ethra chapatti thinnum..?..."wife: ''4 ennam!"sardarji: "sho!!.. 6 ennam aarnenkil oru thamaasha ondayirunnu!.."
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Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!
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Tintu Mon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting @ school 2mrw..Dad: Wat do u mean by ’small’ PTA meeting ?Tintu Mon: Ya, just u, me & d Principal.!!!
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“Nashtappedaam, PakshePranayikkathe irikkaruth.” -KamalaSuraya“pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth ”-Prof.Tintumon
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Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaaSnehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?Tintumon:Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam
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Vaakyathil Prayogikkuka
POTTICHIRIAdukkalayil undayirunna biscuit packet aaro pottichirikkunnu
VIMMISHTAMIdhu vare EXO dishwash bar upyogitchu madutha ammayikku ippol Vimmishtamaayi
SIMHAASANAMCircusil simham theeyude purathu koodi chaadi, appol Simhaasanam polli
SADAACHAARAMJolikkaari aduppilninnum sadaachaaram vaarum.
UTHARAM MUTTIInnale thattinpurathu kayariyappol, ente thalayil uththaram mutti.
PIDIKITTUKAKuda nashttappettengilum athinte pidikitti
ADICHELPPIKKUKARavile ezhunelkkathirunna ramuvine achan adichelppichu
JEEVIKKUKA:G vikkuka budhimuttanekil ini kurachu naal H vikkan sramikkam.
ETTUMPOTTUM8 muttakal tharayil ittappol manasilaaayi, ettum pottum!
MUDANTHANNYAAYAMInnale kavalayil oru mudanthan nyaayam prayunnathu kettu.
AZHIMATHIVeedu panithappol sit outtil jannal mathiyennnu achan paranjappo tintumon paranju venda AZHIMATHI..
AAROPANAM:Innale bank locker kuthi-thurannu aaropanam moshtichu....
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Bike
undenkil odikkan thonum,
T.V
undenkil kanan thonum,
Lover
undenkil samsarikan thonum,
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Book
undenkil entha padikkan mathram thonathe??!!
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Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!
Tintu Mon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting @ school 2mrw..Dad: Wat do u mean by ’small’ PTA meeting ?Tintu Mon: Ya, just u, me & d Principal.!!!
“Nashtappedaam, PakshePranayikkathe irikkaruth.” -KamalaSuraya“pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth ”-Prof.Tintumon
Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaaSnehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?Tintumon:Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !
Tintumon on road! A strangr coms and asks,hey hw many miles 2 sabarimala.?tintu:ther is no miles in sabarimala,some simhams and pulees..only!!
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Tintumon: Plastic surgery cheyyan ethra Roopayavum ?
Doctor: 50000 Rs
Tintumon: Any discount ?
Dr : No
Tintumon: Plastic njan Thannaloo?
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What is a Mobile phone?
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VAYNOKEE..pinne ne kayil pidichekunnath
THENGA ano?
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Njan Oru SMS ayachal thirichum SMS thanne Venamennilla Ketto..Valla Money Ordero, Drafto Ayachalum njan santhoshathode Sweekarikkum..
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Manthri: prabho yudhathinu thayyaragan ayal rajyathe rajav msg ayachitund. Enthu cheyyanam ?Rajav: “message sending failed” ennu thirichu ayachekku.;-)
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JeevithathilDukhangalUndakumpol,VedhanyalHridhayamVingumpol,KannukalNiranjuKaviyumpolOnnumaathramOrkkuka.Ellaam
SwanthamKayyilirippukondaa..
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TENSION-
Oru penkutty lift chodikkunnu.Vazhik avalk thalakarakkam,Ningalku TENSION.!
Avale Hospitl kond pokunnu.Doc said,‘Ningal achanakan pokunnu’.Ningalk veendum TENSION.!
U said,‘Njan alla idinte achan’.Dct penkuttyod chodichu,Penkutty paranju,‘Iddehamanu kunjinte achan’De pinneyum TEnSioN.!
Pinne Police vannu.Ningalude medical chekup nadannu.Report vannu!‘ Ningalku orikkalum achanakan pattilla’
Ningal santhoshathode purathirangunnu!
Pinneyanu athorthathu..
Angane aanenkil veettilulla kuttikal…???Ningalku pinneyum TENSION..!
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Ormayundo aa kaalam….Oru mazhayathu njanum neeyum vayal varambil irunnathum njan ninte dhehathekku vellam therupichathum?appol athile poya oru appoopan chodichathummazhayathano “”pothine”" kulippikkunnathennu…:-)
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Bike idich oru kuruvi bodham kettu veenu. Byk kaaran athine oru kootilaaki. Bodham vannappo kuruvi: THALLE! JAILO? APPOL LAVAN CHATHO? ethrayullu jeevitham.
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Jeevitham vedhanayum dhukhangalum niranjathane… Pakse thalararuthe, veenupoyalum ezunnettu nilkanam. ennittu parayanam“bhagyam aarum kandilla”
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Super comedy :.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘.‘‘::!
”Undenkil ayachu tharumo?
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ACHAN:Aranu kappyare visudhamaya Thirusabhayude Munnil Ninnu Asudha vakkukal parayunnathu KAPPYAR:Athu Etho Thanthayillatha Monanacho ACHAN:Kurbana Onnu Kazhinjotte pundemonte manda Adichu keerum njan…
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Achante vaalsallyamSisuvinte punchiriKamukiyude chumbanam…
Athilum ethrayo valuthanu Nee paranja aaa 3 vaakkukal“VAADA SHAPPIL POKAM”
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Keralam….Kera vrikshangalude Naad….!!9 Laksham hectarilaanu thengu krishi..keralathile thengakal 209557536470 Annittum…. Enthakkanaa….?Oru thenga polum ninte thala nokki veezhunnillalloo……???
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Btech sylbus after sem8:1.Daily food processing2.chanel changing tecniques3.kuthuvakku communication from family..4.sleeping systems5.viva by nattukar & famly6.semnr on answring d topic, “joli ayille?”7.project on “wat to do next”.
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Taecher: ” Naalu tharam manukalude peru parayuka”Tintomon: ” Kalaman, Pulliman, Sulaiman,Rehman”
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Pareekshakku pokunna tinuvinodu achan: Tintu mone innu ninakku enthanu parikshaTintumon: Poi thirike vannittu parayam
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Teacher: Narakathil pokan agrahamullaval ezunnett nilkkuka.(Tintumon mathram ezunnelkkunnu)Teacher: athentha nee mathram ezunnettu ninnath.
Tintumon: Teacher mathram ottakku pokandallo ennu vicharichu…
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Tintumon thante Pencil oru horlicks kuppiyil idunnu….. WHY???
To make the pencil Taller,Stronger & Sharper!!!!!!!Tintu aara mon!!!!!!!
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Teacher: What happens to cows during an earthquake?Tintumon: They give milk shakes!
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Teacher: What is common between Gandhi, Budha, Krishna and Jesus…?Tintumon: They were all born on public holidays
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Teacher:- ningalil arkoke swargathil povanam?(tintumon ozhikae bakkiyellavarum kai pokkunuu)Teacher:- antha? Tintumonu povande?Tintumon:- venda,school vittal nere veettil chelanam enna ammaparanjirikunath
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Teacher: NOVEMBER ‘14′ Children’s Day” AYATHU ENDHU KOND?Tintumon: FEBRUARY 14 VALANTAIENS DAY KAZHINJU ‘10′ MASAM THIKAYUNNATH KONDU
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Tintumon was repeatedly buying movie ticket, finally the ticket seller asked.” Enthada chekka nee kanikkunne?”Tintumon: ” Aa doorinte aduthulla naintemon ellam keerikkalanju”
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Tintumon:“Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?”Teacher:“Orikkalumilla.”Tintumon:“Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!”
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Teacher: Hello boys, Remember Nothing is impossible.Tintumon: Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again
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Tintumon:- the best exercise to reduce ur weight. first turn head to d right and then turn it towards ur left.do it everytime when u r offered anything to eat
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Actress: Tamililekkulla ente praveshanam pettennayirunnu.Tintumon: Athayirikkum vendathra thuni edukkan pattathirunnath alle..!!!
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Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?Tintumon: DineshanTeacher :Why?????Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan
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Train nirthiyapol yathrakaran tintuvinod: ithetha station…??Tintumon windowilude purathek thalayitt nokiyitt: Railway station aanenn thonunnu…!
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Veettil vazhakitt adi pedichodiya “TINTUMON” kuppiyil pidichitta meenine eduthu veliyil ettechu paranju”‘njano chavan pova,nee enkilum poyi rakshapedu.’
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Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonoduDr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.
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Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”
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Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place?TintuMon: checkoslovakia.Teacher:Tell me the spelling…(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)Tintumon:Patticheeee….!!!!!!my native place is GOA..
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Teacher:What is the formula of water?Tintumon:H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)OTeacher:What is this?Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!
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Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?Tintumon jumped and said:“Physics missEnglish missMaths missSocial miss!!”
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Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.Friend: oodikko??Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!
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Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.
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oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..tintu:“ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!.”
25) Tintumon in medical shopTintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…
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Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu “kaattaana”??
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Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: “Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”Tintumon: “Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!”
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Classil urangunna tintumonodTeacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?Tintumon: ChatukamTeacher: njan entha chodichathu?Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….
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Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.Ithu kanda Tintumon:“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”
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Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accommodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accommodation ennal enthanartham..??Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!!
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tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…
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Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.“Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ”Tintumon – “Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! ”
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Tuttumol: Arinjo? oru nalla diet-lu dharalam fibre undakanam.Tintumon: Athinentha thega thinnal pore .Tuttumol: Thegayil high fibre content aano?Tintumon: Pothikathe kazhichal mathi.
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Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?Doctor: 1500 rsTintu:veruthe 2 stitch itta mathi,embroidery work onnum venda.
SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:........“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparilIthu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi“Scratch gently to read the answer “
FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintu mon FTV noki achanod” acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..?”Achan: ” avar pavangalayath kondanu..tintumon:” ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod parayanam acha please “tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…Teachr: “Bharya’yude ormakayi shajahan‘TAJ MAHAL’ panithu”...Tintum0an: Alla, njan onnu chothichotte ,iyaal ithra valiya maravikaaran aayirunno ?Tintumon told his doctor that he was really worried because every part of his body hurt.The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where?”The Tintumon touched his own arm and screamed, “Ouch!”Then he touched his leg and screamed, “Ouch!”He touched his nose and cried, “Ouch!”He looked at his doctor and said, “See? It hurts everywhere!”The doctor laughed and said, “Don’t worry; it’s not serious. You”ve just got a broken index finger.”Breaking newsChandranil vellam matramalla thimingalam,kadalaama,sravu thudangiya jeevikalum ullatay kanunnu-NASATintumon: Pavam..NASAKu ariyillallo ROCKET Arabikadalil veena karyamEnglish teacher:”a beautiful young girl is walking down the road”, change this to exclamatory sentence.Tintumon:”aliya!!! charak ponnu da!!!”Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu.Tintumon : “Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla”Didumol : “Enthu patti ?”Tintumon : “Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …”Tintumon: Appooppa “condom” ennal entha?Appooppan: Podaa..poyirunnu padikku: Enik onnum ariyilla.Titntumon: Athupara.. chummathalla ammoomma 10 pettathu!!teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”tintumon: ” I was made by a mistake”
Evergreen Lovers
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To , TintumolUKG A.
Dear Tintumol,
I love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, I live no.I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait downmango tree. You no come, i jump train. Sure come…
yours lovely,
TutumonStd 1 B
………… ……… ……… ……… ……… ……… ……… ……… ……… ……… .Reply….by Tintumol….
Darling, your letter mama see. Papa beat me beat me so many beat me.I cry. i cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. I love you.See another day. I no red frock. Only green.
You love me, you love me you green shirt. Give I gift. I see you with pinkumol.Where you go.. NO talk to her. Okay My dream also only you
Lovely Tintumol…
tintuvm achanum ammaym dinner kazhikanirikkunnu…….amma:tintu inu ninak amma ‘kanji’ tharam…tintu(achane choondi kond): ennennekkumai ee “kanji”ye enikku thannille? ath pore……………?
teacher: Jawaharlal Nehru ,mahathma ghandhi ennivar araayirunnu???
Tintumol:paalkkaran gopaalan…menkaran hamsa..ennivar araayirunnu???
teacher:!!!!!
Tintumon: ethaa parayunnathu..sirinte friendsine enikkum ariyillaa ente friendsine saarinum ariyillaa….
Teacher: Ningal abadhathil simhathinte munnil pettal enthu cheyyum ?Tintumon: Onnum cheyyilla.Teacher: Athentha ?!Tintumon: Ellam simham cheytholum…
friend: ninte love okke evidam vare ayadaa ?tintumon: athu kallyanathil kalashichadafriend: ennittentha enne kshanikathirunnath ?tintumon: AVAL ENNE POLUM KSHANICHILLA DAAA !!
Amma Tintuvinode: “Eda Nee Oru vishyathinenkilum Jaichittuvenum enikku marikkan”
Tintu: Amma marikkathirikkanalle Njaan Onninum Jaikkathathu
Teacher : ee chodyam 2 markinu chodichal njan paranja pole ezhuthanam. ennal 4 markinu chodichaalo?
Tintumon : 2 praavasyam ezhuthanam
Teacher : ee praavasyam ellavarum 75 % mark vanganam.
Tintumon(manassil) : HeHe vivaramillatha teacher. Ipraavasyam mark 50 lalle….?
Tintumonum chetanum koodi chetanu vendi pennu kaanan vendi poyirikkunnu.Penninte achan : Njangal ee naatil oru paadu sthalangal und.churuki paranjaal ente car eduth raavile irangiyaal ellam kand thirichu varumbozekum vaikunneramaakum..Tintumon : Ayyo unclee athu poloru car njangalude achante kayyilumundaayirunnu.. avasaanam athu irumbu vilakka koduthath….
hihi tintumonoda avante kali
Teacher: What is the difference between Orange and Apple?Tintumon: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
Teacher:sathyavum vishwasavum thamillula vyasthyasam enthaanu?Tintumon:teacher nammalle padipikkunu ennath sathyam,nammal padikuunu ennath teacherude vishwasam…..
A Nepolean Said: “WORD IMPOSSIBLE IS NOT FOUND IN MY DICTIONERY…”Hearing this, Tintumon Said“Athonnum paranjittu karyamilla.. ellam vangikkumbol nokkanam..!”.
Teacher: ” Oxygen illathe jeevikkan kazhiyilla. ithu kandu pidichath 1773il aanu…”.
Tintumon: ” Baghyam 1773n munbe jeevichirunnenkil chath poyene…”.
Sadya unnnunna Tintumon viyarkunnath kand
Supplier: “Fan Edatte”?
Tintumon: “Elayude thumbathu Lesham Ettoloo..!”.
Tintu: You look like my Girlfriend.
Girl: (Surprisingly):oh…! What’s your Girlfriend Name?.
Tintumon:I have no Girl friend ,not yet…!!!!
DAD : Enthad ne eppo nokkiyalum urangunnathu….?Tintumon : achanalle paranjathu “Ninte swapnangal anu ninte future ennu”…enikkku urangiyale swapnam kanan pattu..
tintumonoda achante kali
Tintumon was being Interviewed by the HR.
HR: What s ur qualification?
Tintumon : Sir I am PHD.
HR : What do u mean by Ph.d?
Tintumon : (smirking) Passed Highschool with Difficulty….
In a park Tintu & his lover eatng chips.Girl: Dear What r u thinking at this moment?.Tintu:”u r eatng more chips than me”.
Tintumon Dundumolodu: Njan eppozhum daivathodu prarthikum. ninne pole oru friendne ellavarkum kittane ennu..
Dundumol: enne athreku ishtam anoo??
Tintumon: alla enthina njan mathram e kurissu chumakunnathu.
Sir(in the class) :Galilio oru cheriya vilakkinte velichathilaanu padichathu…Newton padichathu mezhukuthiri kathichirunnu…Abraham Lincoln street light inu thaazhe irunnu padichu valiya aalayi…….ithu kettu Tintumon: “ente samshayam athalla… ivanmarkkokke pakal enthayirunnu pani?”
Tintumon: Nammude Love Matter Njan Melle Veetil Paranju
Chinjumool:Good Enitt Vetil Entu Paranju?
Tintu: Melle Paranjath Kond Avaraarum Kettilla
I am tintu mon.njan padich kondirikuna samayath enik msg, mis cal cheyyaruth..
Please
Ente urakam pokum…!
Tintu mon ulpede 30 peru sabarimallakku poyi. avide vechu thirakkil Tintu Mon koottam thetti ottakkayi.
Tintu mon announcement counteril chennu: “Ente koode vanna 29 pere kaanaanilla…!!”
Ithu ketta oraal: ” 29 pere kaananille….??
Tintu Mon: ” pinne njaan enthu parayanam…enne kaanaanilla ennu parayanoo….???”
1st nightil TINTU: varoooo.. adutheyku varoo… ivide iriku…aa door adayku….ivide kidakuu….. light off cheyyu……
ennittu
‘KANDO ENTE IRUTTATHU THILANGUNNA WATCH”
Tintumon: Acha, Krishnante radhayude initial ‘N’ Aanu AlleAchan: Athengane ninakkariyam?Tintumon: Achan “Nivedyathile” pattu kettille ” Kolakkuzhal Vilikettu Radhe N. Radhe..”
teacher: tintumonee nee enthiada classil varunnathu?tintumon: vidhyakku ventiteacher: pinne ne enthadaa classil kayarathathu?tintumon: vidhya innu absent anuu teacher
Friendinte Koode Marana veettil poya Tintu mon Chirikkunnath kand Friend Tintu Monod.
Friend: “Enthada ne chirikkunnath..?”
Tintu Mon: “Mookil panhi vechal ara marikkathad”;.
Bankil chenna Tintumon managerode: Car vanghan loan kittumo?
Manager: kittum pakshe thavana mudanghiyal car nhanghal kondu pokum.
Tintumon: ssheda ithu munpe arinhirunnenkil ente kalyanathinum loan edukkamayirunnu.
Tintumonod Dundumol: Nhan marichal ningal enthu cheyyumTintumon: Nhanum marikkumDundumol: athentha, ningalkku nhan illathe jeevikkan kazhiyille???Tintumon: athalledee orupadu santhoshichal heart attack varumenna doctor paranhittullath
Tintumon called principal
Tintumon: sarinte veetil undaya kalleril eniku pankilla
Principal:ivide anganonum nadanittillallo.
Tintumon: Sorry njan kurach kazhinju vilikkam
Jyotsian : Xam pass aakanamenkil 2 naal kaalikale bali kodukkanam.!
Tintumon : 2 naal kaali thanne veno ? Oru 8-KAALI aayalum porey ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Achan: illa eni shariyavathilla…maduthu nammal randalum eveetil onichu venda….Tintumon:angane parayalla acha…Achan: no more excuseTintumon: angane parayalle ee vayasankalath achan enghot pova?
Tintumon in shop in Forum (bangalore)…..
Tintumon:- 1 good news 1 bad news. NOKIA N93 free with 1 kg Tomatto….(high advertisement)….
People came from all places for the offer…
While buying tomatto everyone asked whts the BAD news….
Tintumon:- 1 kg tomatto costs 39,999 only…:)
Achante hotel-il waiter aayi time pass cheyyunna tintumon
Oru customer “egg omelet” order cheythu.Omlet kondu vecha tintumonodu ayal chodichu.“Vere special enthundu ?”
Tintumon: “Kozhiyude nakku(Tongue) porichathu undu.. randennam edukkatte ?”
Customer: “Ayye… disgusting… kozhiyude vayil ninnu varunna sadhanam thinnan enne kondu pattilla…”
Tintumon: “Kozhiyude mutta varunna sthalam ninacku oru prasnavum illa alle ?”
Oru vazhipokkan Tintumonte achanodu.
“Innale ningalude magan enne kalledutherinju”
Tintumonte Achan: “Ayyo.. Ennittathu ningalude dehathu kondo ?”
Vazhipokkan: “Illa.. ”
Tintumonte Achan: “Ennal athu ente mon alla….”
Ammayude naracha mudi (white hair) shradhicha tintumon
“Entha amme ammayude chila mudi white color aayittundallo ?”
Amma: “Makkal oro thettu cheyyumbozhum avarude ammayude oro mudi white color aakum”
Tintumon: “Ammoommayude ella mudiyum veluthathengineyanennu enikku manassilayi….”
Parambil kuzhi kuzhikunna tintumonodu ayalkkaran
“Enthina mone ne kuzhi undakkunne ?”
Tintumon : “Ente goldfish chathu poyi chetta…”
Ayalkkaran: “Oru goldfishine kuzhichidan enthinada ithrayum valiya kuzhi ?”
Tintumon: “Chettante poochayude vayattilalle ente goldfish ullathu…”
Tintumon: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 2 movie tickets.
Mother: why two?
Tintumon: For you and dad.
Tintumonte 5 star hotelil ethiya pongachakkaranaya Sardarji ellavarum kelkke urakke vilichu paranju: “500 roopayude oru Biriyani”.
Tintumon: “Shamikkanam Sardarji, ivide half Biriyani illa”.
BARil ninnu auto standileku poya sasi: aa auto pokunnundo?Tintumon auto mottam onnu nokiyittu paranhu:athu ningalku thonunnatha..
Teacher:”Annante purath sreeraman thalodiyappolannu 3 paadukal undayath”.Tintumon:”Appol………………,seethayude purath enthayiricku sthithi…”.
Tintumonum friendum cricket match kanan poyappol oru sundarikutty avide erikunundayirunnu avalude mugathu INDIAN flaginthe picture varachitundayirunnu
Friend : enikku avalodu samsarikkan kazhijirunnegilTintumon : njan avalodu samsarikuka mathramalla venamegil kiss um cheyyumFriend : ninakku pathilla tintumone.
Tintumon avalude aduthu poyi avalude mugathu kiss cheythu enittu paraju“I LOVE INDIA”…………………..
Tintumonoda avanthe kali
Tintumon nadakkumbol oru kallan kathiyumayi munpil vannittu..Kallan: edukkeda ninte purse..Tintumon: purse njan tharam. pakshe enikku bus koolikkulla 10 roopyengilum tharanam.Kallan: mmm. purse edukku.Tintumon: inna, pakshe veettil pookanulla panam…kallan purse thurannu nokkiyittu, “ithu kaaliyanalloo”
Tintumon: athonnum paranjittu karyamilla, enikkulla 10 roopa nee thanneee patooo………
Tintumon nalla urakam aayirunnu .
Achan veettil undaayirunnilla, veettinte oodu ilakkunna sound ketta amma tintu mone vilichu.
Amma: Tintumone kallan oodilakkunna sound kelkkunnu onnu ezhunnettu nokeda
Tintumon: athinentha amme kallan machinte mele alle irangathullu.
Kurachu kazhinjappol thaaze entho vannu veezhunna soundum koode oru ninaviliyum
Kallan: evideda pulle machu…?[veettil machh undaayirunnilla Tintumon kallam paranjathaayirunnu]
Malayalam classil Adhypakan:‘Poocha theeyil chaadi.., “Naamam” parayu?
Tintumon: ‘ Poocha theeyil chadiyal Naamam poyittu athinte “Romam” polum undavilla.
Oru patti(dog)-ude koode nilkukayayirunna tintumonodu oru vazhipokkan.
“Mone… ninte patti kadikkumo ?”
Tintumon: “Illa….”
Ithu ketta vazhipokkan pattiye onnu thalodi. Patti ayalude kayyil oru kadiyum vechu koduthu.
Vedhanayode vazhipokkan: “Nee alle paranjathu… ninte patti kadikkilla ennu…”
Tintumon: “Athe… pakshe ithu ente patti allallo ..!!”
Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?
Tinttumon : “Madiyan”
Teacher : Wat?
Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…
Tintumonte veettil carpenter maaraya achanum makanum vannu…
Randuperum vaalinte randattavum pidich marathinu mukalil vachu valikkaan thudangi….
kure samayam ithu nokkininna Tintumon carpentarude makanod: “Onnu vittukodukkeda, enthayalum avar thante Achanalle……”
Tintumonte kayyil 2 pazham undu, valuth avaneduthitt cheruth Dittuvinu koduthu.
Dittumon: ithentha?njaana aayirunnenkil valuth ninakk tharum
Tintumon: athalle njaanum cheythath
Tintumol: I can’t marry you. Give my love letter back.
……next day………
Tintu gave a Big basket & say
” Find out your letters from these and take it”
teacher: home work cheyyathe vanna aarenkilum undo..???tintumon: njan cheythilla teacher..!teacher: athentha cheyyane..??tintumon: njan HOSTEL’la thaamasam., pinnenganaa HOMEwork cheyyunath…!!!!
Achanteyum ammayudeyum kalyana album nokkukayayirunna Tintumon Ammayodu
“Ammayude koode ulla ee nalla muscle ulla, adipoli hairstyle ulla ee film star aaranu amme ?”
Amma: “Athu ninte achananu mone..”
Tintumon: “Oho…. Ippol nammude koode ulla aa thadicha kashandikkaran thendi aara ?”
Pathivilum nerathe veettilethiya Tintumonodu Amma.
“Enthada… innu ne nerathe ? class vitto ?”
Tintumon: “Innu teacher classil oru chodhyam chodichu… njan mathrame utharam paranjullu…”
Santhoshathode Amma: “Enthada teacher chodhichathu ?”
Tintumon: “Aaranu teacher-ude nere chalk erinjathu?”
Tintumon: Amme teacherkku bhayankara maraviya.
Amma: Athenna
Tintumon: Teacher boardil Mahabharatham annu ezuthi thirinju ninnu chodikkuva Mahabharatham ezuthiayathu arennu
Teacher : “NITHYABHYASI AANAYE EDUKKUM” ,”MADIYAN MALA CHUMAKKUM”ethil ninnum enthu manasilayi?
Tintumon : Nithyabhyasi yekkal keman MADIYAN thanne…!
Tintumon: Acha miss enne thally
achan: enthinaa?
Tintumon: njan oru eecha kku umma koduthu
achan: eechakko???
Tintumon: athe, pakshe eecha ammuvinte mughathaayirunnu…
Tintumonte Achan: Enthada nee ee kanakku thettichathu?
Tintumon: Ellathinum kaaranam aa kurishaa acha
Achan: ethu kurishu?
Tintumon: njan “+” idunnathinu pakaram “-” ittu
Ramu: Teacher, how will we change cm(centimetre) to m (metre)
Tintumon: Delete that ‘c’!!!
Achan: pinnitta vazhikalilude nadakkarudu ennu parayunnathu enthukondu?
Tintumon: Sneham kondu. PIN ente kaalil tharachu kayarathirikkanalle !
Tintumoneyum kooti achan baril kayari. tintumone oru kaserayil eruthi avan kanatha sthalathirunnu achan vellamadichu..thirichu varumbozhekkum pavam tintumon kidannu urangunnathu kandu….Achan : bill ethrayaWaiter : 1000 rsAchan : oru peginu etharaWaiter : 100 rsAchan : njan athinu oru peg allle adichulluWaiter : sir oru peg mathrame adichullu nigalude mon 9 ennam adichu fittayi kidakkunna kidappu kandille!!!
tintumon-” ente muthachan marichappol sambathu muzhuvan orphaneginu ezhudhi koduthu…
teacher- ” well !! enthokke undayirunnu…?
tintumon- ” oru 10 penmakkal..!!
Tintumonte ammooma Americayil vechu marichu.Tintumon deadbody natilekayachu.Kude oru letterum.Priyapeta chetanu,ammooma ittirikkuna dress chechikulathanu.Kutikalkayi thalayude adiyil sweets vechitundu.Pinne 5 jodi socks kalil ititundu.Thalayil kuthiyirukuna clip aniyathiku kodukanam.Kuduthal enthenkilum venamenkil ariyikuka, apoopante avastha valare moshamanu.-TINTU.P.B
Tintumon: ninte text bookukal kanathayi alle?
Dundumol: aaru paranju?
Tintumon: nee innu ravile msg ayachille..*some text missing*ennu.
Thottil valayitta Tintuvinu kittiyathu kurachu paral meen.Avaye thirike vittukondu
Tintu: “MAKKAL ENNU VEETILEKKU POYKKO NALE RAKSHITHAKKALE KOOTI VANNAL MATHI….”
a girl checks her weight- 58 kgshe removed chappals- 56 kgthen bag- 53 kgthen shall- 52 kg
but coin theernu.tintumon in Q behind her- :” you carry on coin njan idam ”
After examsasikuttan- ” da tintu edhu exam aayirunnu ninakku…
tintumon- ” maths exam aanennu thonunnu…
sasikuttan- ” adhendha angane..nee exam ezhudhiyadhalle…?? !!
tintumon- ” illeda..enikkonnum manasilayilla, aduthirunna penkuttiyude kayyil calculatar kandu…appol maths aavadhe irikkilla
palliyil sunday kurbaana nadannukond irikkunnu..suvishesham prasangikkunna vicari achan : Eallaa ‘appan’maarudeyum agraham ‘makkale’yum avarude vazhikku konduvaranam eannaanu,uddaharanathinu..
policekaarante makan/makal police, Advocatente makan/makal advocate, teachernte makan/makal teacher…ingane paaramparyam kaimaari kaimaari pokunnu…
ithu kettu munpilirunna Tintumon: Appo achante makanaano ividuthe adutha vicari…??!!!
Marriage Broker:+2 veno?MBA veno?Job ulla kutti veno?Tintumon: Theevandi’kku thala vekkumbo Madras mailano, Parasuramano,ennu nokkano?
hospitalil o.p counteril joli cheyyunna tintumon patientinodu- : ”entha peru?
patient-: ” U.T Dristadyumnan
TINTUMON-: ” SASI ennu vilikkum appol ingu vannekkanam…..”
Tintumon:ente appuppan valya vetakarana,kazhinja azhcha 3 puliye pidikkan poyi.
frnd:enitu pidicho?
Tintumon:evide, puliyude vishapum mari apupante kadiyum mari..
Boy to Tintumon: Vellathil ninnum enthinanu current edukunnathe?
Tintumon: Eda manda, angane eduthillenkil kulikkumbol shock adikum….
teacher- ” what is your father’s name ?
dundu mon- ” T.V Krishnan”
gundumol- ” A.C Abraham”
tintumon – ” Fridge Sasi…. ini njanayittu kurakkunnilla….
Yuvatiyude “T”shirtilulla aeroplaninthe Picturil noki nilkunna Tintumonodu yuvathi: mon Aeroplane kanditille..?
Tintumon :Aeroplane kanditundu airportil “HUMP” kanditila
Tintumonod doctor : Vomit cheyyan varunnundo???
Tintumon : Njan varunnilla Doctor poykkolu!!…
Tintumon put his shoes on by himself
Tintumon, the three year old, put his shoes on by himself. His father, noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot and vice-versa. He sat Tintumon down on a chair and said quietly, ‘Tintumon, your shoes are on the wrong feet.’
He looked up at his father with a quizzical expression and replied, ‘Don’t mess me about, Dad, I know they’re my feet.’
Tintumon in the bath tub
Tintumon was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair. She said to him, “Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again.”
Tintumon replied, “Maybe you should stop watering it so much.”
Orikal Tintumonte achan pasuvine theetan pokukayayirunu pettannu
Tintumon:engota ee pothinayum kondu?
Dad:eda manda ithu pashuva pothalla?
Tintumon:nhan pashuvinoda chotichathu
Tintumon-Do angels have wings ?mom-Yes,but why do you ask ?Tintumon-Dad call maid as his angel but she has no wings .mom- Dont worry tomarrow she will fly away.
TEACHER:WHAT IS THE MATTER THERETINTU:ANYTHING THAT OCCUPIES SPACE AND HAS WAIT IS CALLED MATTER
An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet..
English man: Good morning, how do u do?
Tintumon: Usually we remove underwear and then do, And how do u do?
In a park, Tintumon & Dundumol were sitting and two dogs kissed
Tintumon: Ninaku virodamilengil njanum.
Dundumol: Ok, pakshe sukshichu venam patti chilapo kadikkum!!
Bus-il oral: “ithente seat aanu, njaan oru towel evide ittirunnu..”Tintumon: “Enkil oru double mundu businte mukalil ittal bus ninte akumallo.”
Tintumon’s First InterviewInterviewer: “Tell me opposite words.. COOL”Tintumon: “Hot”Interviewer: GirlTintumon: “Boy”Int: ” India ”Tintu: ” Pakistan ”Int: “Good Keep it up”Tintumon: “Bad Put it down”Int: “Stop It”Tintumon: “Start that”Int: “Idiot Get Out”Tintumon: “Clever Come in”Int: “Oh my God”Tintumon: “Oh your devil”Int: “I rejected You”Tintumon: “You appointed Me”
Tintumon & VelakkariTintumon veettil velakkariyude kulikkyunnathe ethinokkunnathu kandappol Amma: DA..!Tintumon: “shhh!! ocha undakkathe, avalu nammude soap edukkunnundo ennu nokkuvaa…”
TINTUMON ambalathil:moolathil oru ganapathi homam.TUTUMON:Pollipovum changhathi!TINTUMON:Ennapinne 2 jaladharayum!!!
Kothukukadi sahikkavayyate tintumon katilinadiyil olichu.appol oru minnaminungu kattilinadiyilethi.minnaminunginodu tintumon nayinte mone nee evide torchumayethiyo
The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. “There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?”
Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.”
Teacher : which one you like …Love marriage or arranged marriage?Tintumon : Love marriageTeahcher : why?Tintumon : A Known Devil is better than an Unknown ghost”
Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?
Tintu mon: jana gana mana…
Teacher:athentha angane?
Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!
Father:Muttuvin thuraka pedum ennu Yeshu parayuvan karanam
Tintumon:Annu Calling bell illayirunnu father!!!
Teacher: “What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?”
Tintumon: “A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl…!!!”
Tintumon: I and my girlfriend are getting married.
Dundumon: Oh great, but when is the marriage?
Tintumon: I am marrying on on 13th Feb and my girlfriend on 20th
Tintumol: When my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.
Dundumon: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars.
Tintumon: That’s nothing, When my grandfather died he left the whole world.
Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give u a job. I don’t have any more work.
Tintumon : That’s all right, sir. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You see, I won’t ask you to give me work anyway!!
Dundumon: I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Tintumon: Think about it once again. Wifes like that are hard to get!
Tintumonte aunty: nee ente makane nanayyi nokanne, nhan ponnu polaya nokunath ne yum athe polea nokane Tintu ,ngan ipom shopil poyi varam kettoo…
tintumon: oh nhan ponnu poole nokam aunty
auntycame back from shop.
aunty : tintu moneantea makane avida..!!
tintumon : najangal okke ponnu alamariyillea vakarulathe .
Dundumon: Why didn’t you marry?
Tintumon: I was searching for anideal match.
Dundumon: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?
Tintumon: I found one.
Dundumon: Then?
Tintumon: She was also searching for an ideal match.
Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Tintumon: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!
Dundumon: I am so kanjoos that I went alone for my shopping and saved half the money.
Tintumon: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for shopping with a friend.
Father sends Tintumon to bed. Five minutes later, Tintumon screams, “Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?”
The dad says, “No. You had your chance.”
A minute later Tintumon again Screams, “Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?”
The dad says, “No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I’ll come up there and spank you.”
“Dad! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?”
Tintumon to his mother: “Mom, remember that vase you always worried I’d break?”“Yes. What about it?” she asked.Tintumon: “Your worries are over!”
Teacher: ”tintumone, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Tintumon: ”Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so!
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